I remember a snatch (ooh. er missus!) of similar song that went something like..."" He stuffed the mistletoe down 'is pants an' said "you can kiss me arse!" '
Ah, drat, my young nieces were away this Christmas. Hopefully they'll be around next year so I can be listening to this when they come to get their presents!
Ho ho fucking ho.
ReplyDeleteWhat a crock o'shit! Jx
DeletePS Hope you're having fun - love to all!
Well, THAT'S Christmas in a fucking nutshell.
ReplyDeleteMerry, merry.
It sums it all up for me. Roll on Boxing Day. One step closer to Spring! Jx
DeleteIt's Boxing Day here. Ho ho fucking ho!
DeleteIndeed. Apparently today is also Wren Day! Jx
DeleteI just opened the video and the first lines were enough for super nana to say "MOM!" because BGM was next to me! Bah Humbug, sweetpea! xoxo
ReplyDeleteI love it! I had the Biker here singing along!
DeleteIt's pure, unadulterated filth - and we adore it! Jx
DeleteStick your Christmas up your arse...ho ho etc.
DeleteThank you Jon.
I am so feeling this today for any number of reasons (family grrrrrr!!!!) Ho ho fucking HO.
ReplyDeleteKeep saying the mantra: "Fucking Ho!, Fucking Ho!" It works for me. Jx
DeleteThe only Christmas song I endorse.
ReplyDeleteHear, hear! Jx
DeleteWe listen to it every Christmas and it still makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteIt would not be F#ing Christmas with out it.
It's a quaint old tradition... Jx
DeleteI remember a snatch (ooh. er missus!) of similar song that went something like..."" He stuffed the mistletoe down 'is pants an' said "you can kiss me arse!" '
ReplyDeleteI found this one. Jx
DeleteNot the Dean Martin my mother loved!!
DeleteI imagine she may have giggled..! Jx
DeleteChez Dinahmow we trotted out Tom Lehrer. Funny, but cleaner.
ReplyDeleteWe never tire of Tom Lehrer's ode to the season, either! Jx
DeleteAh, drat, my young nieces were away this Christmas. Hopefully they'll be around next year so I can be listening to this when they come to get their presents!
ReplyDeleteGet 'em while they're young..!
Delete{{manic cackle}}
Jx