The new Michael Jackson film is the first instalment of an interconnected cinematic universe of celebrity sex offenders, its producers have announced.
As well as telling the King of Pop’s origin story, Michael launches a multi-movie franchise about rich and famous celebrity wrong ‘uns which is projected to come together for a thrilling crossover finale in 2031.
Film insider Tom Booker said: “Don’t worry if you’re not familiar with all the dusty old source material on these guys. The NCU will tell you everything you need to know.
“Michael eases you in with a straightforward tale about a poor black kid who grows up to be the world’s most famous sex monster. Sit through the end credits and there’s a teaser for the next film in the series, 'Andrew: Prince of Paedos'.
“That leads into the Woody Allen biopic, then we go back a couple of decades and see the roots of it all with Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris in 'It Was A Different Time: The 70s Story'.
“Yes, we’ve had to be creative in scriptwriting to tie it all together, but give Michael a magic rhinestone-studded glove and I think audiences will be in their seats cheering as the paedos put their differences aside to battle a galactic threat only they can defeat.”
Cinemagoer Martin Bishop said: “I can’t wait for them to keep churning these movies out long after they’ve stopped being good.”
Of course.
LOL! That will be one movie I will not be seeing.
ReplyDeleteMe neither. I think it's disgusting. I can't imagine anyone doing a hagiography in praise of Jeffrey Epstein, and his "girls" were considerably older than MJ's victims. So why is the world expected to accept it for Jackson..? Jx
DeleteI always thought the whole family was a bunch of oddballs. I can take Janet Jackson in small doses, but even she's a lot of times.
DeleteYou hit the nail on the head, there, Mads - from the brutal nutcase of a father, through the whole set of them. All complete weirdos! Jx
DeleteOh, I can't watch these programmes - I skip past them when I'm looking for something to entertain - they are not entertaining in the least.
ReplyDeleteThe things people do to other people, I've had enough of it.
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If you look at the link, this is not about any investigative documentary about his abuse, but the Mash taking the piss out of the fact that a new film about Jackson has been released - that doesn't even mention the fact that he was a "kiddy-fiddler"! Jx
DeleteI will give it a miss
ReplyDeleteAnyone with any sense would. However, as H.L. Mencken famously said: "No one in this world, so far as I know ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses." Depressingly, it'll probably be a box-office hit. Jx
DeleteI saw this film advertised on the side of a double decker bus with school children sat in the window.
ReplyDeleteSick! Jx
DeleteThis is why the mash is at the forefront of satire.
ReplyDeleteThey will expose the elephant in the room and put a spotlight on hypocrisy and be witty at the same time.
"The Emperor's New Clothes" comes to mind, and The Mash always sees through the bullshit. Why was this film allowed to happen, especially since all the victims are still out there? It's a cynical money-making exercise, and the makers should be ashamed of ignoring the truth about Jackson's crimes. Jx
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