Of tourism, testicles, chasing cheese, Medieval wonderment, carbuncles, clubbing and a cow for President!

RIP Judith Chalmers, who for almost 30 years brought the British viewing public dreams of sunshine getaways into our living-rooms. [click any pic to embiggen]

It's another snippets post, dear reader:

• Bull mosaic’s testicles worn down by pirouetting tourists news: A floor mosaic of an anatomically detailed bull in one of Milan’s grand arcades is getting a sensitive makeover after being worn down by thousands of passersby honouring an unusual tradition. Legend has it that grinding your heel on the bull’s testicles at the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II guarantees you will return to the city. You can't make this kind of stuff up!
• Fondue, anyone? news: On what was officially the hottest Bank Holiday Britain has ever seen, the usual gaggle of the utterly insane chased a wheel of cheese down a perilously steep hill in Gloucestershire! The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake was won by a German YouTuber. Apparently, no participants (nor the cheese) came to any harm...

• Illuminated history news: One of the earliest manuscripts to tell the tale of King Arthur and the search for the holy grail – a richly illuminated medieval tome which, for more than 700 years, has been in private hands - is headed for auction by Christies this July, where it is estimated to fetch around £1.5m to £2m ($2m to $2.7m). I do hope The British Museum wins it and puts it on display!
• Planners see sense, shock horror, news: A developer has lost a controversial bid to build a 29-storey tower near Battersea Bridge, which drew opposition from celebrities including Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton. Good. It's about time planning departments, the government and the bloody Mayor realised that nobody actually wants or needs these monstrosities popping up all over the place in London. It's bad enough that The City resembles some kind of giant glass graveyard, without our leafy boroughs getting the same treatment.
• Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing news: The newest (free) exhibit at the V&A museum, opening this weekend, is a proper trip down memory lane for many - a new display exploring the legacy of lost music venues and club culture. Lost Music Venues will showcase over 100 objects that tell the story of around 50 British venues - including The Astoria, Rainbow Theatre and Turnmills in London, Moles in Bath, and The Hacienda in Manchester; venues that launched the careers of myriad acts such as Blur, Oasis, Kate Bush, New Order and many, many more - such as gig posters, membership cards, club photography, band merch, and subculture fashion staples.

• And finally: A rare albino buffalo has been spared from ritual sacrifice as part of Eid al-Adha celebrations in Bangladesh - because of a social media buzz that pointed out its close resemblance to Donald Trump! Bullocks, indeed!

And the weather? Still hot - and with more cloud about, opressively humid. I've even heard a rumble or two of thunder! Oo-er.