Thursday, 28 May 2026

Of tourism, testicles, chasing cheese, Medieval wonderment, carbuncles, clubbing and a cow for President!


RIP Judith Chalmers, who for almost 30 years brought the British viewing public dreams of sunshine getaways into our living-rooms. [click any pic to embiggen]

It's another snippets post, dear reader:

  • Bull mosaic’s testicles worn down by pirouetting tourists news: A floor mosaic of an anatomically detailed bull in one of Milan’s grand arcades is getting a sensitive makeover after being worn down by thousands of passers-by honouring an unusual tradition. Legend has it that grinding your heel on the bull’s testicles at the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II guarantees you will return to the city. You can't make this kind of stuff up!
  • Fondue, anyone? news: On what was officially the hottest Bank Holiday Britain has ever seen, the usual gaggle of the utterly insane chased a wheel of cheese down a perilously steep hill in Gloucestershire! The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake was won by a German YouTuber. Apparently, no participants (nor the cheese) came to any harm...

  • Illuminated history news: One of the earliest manuscripts to tell the tale of King Arthur and the search for the holy grail – a richly illuminated medieval tome which, for more than 700 years, has been in private hands - is headed for auction by Christies this July, where it is estimated to fetch around £1.5m to £2m ($2m to $2.7m). I do hope the British Museum or British Library wins it and puts it on display!
  • Planners see sense, shock horror, news: A developer has lost a controversial bid to build a 29-storey tower near Battersea Bridge, which drew opposition from celebrities including Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton. Good. It's about time planning departments, the government and the bloody Mayor realised that nobody actually wants or needs these monstrosities popping up all over the place in London. It's bad enough that The City resembles some kind of giant glass graveyard, without our leafy boroughs getting the same treatment.
  • Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing news: The newest (free) exhibit at the V&A museum, opening this weekend, is a proper trip down memory lane for many - a new display exploring the legacy of lost music venues and club culture. Lost Music Venues will showcase over 100 objects that tell the story of around 50 British venues - including The Astoria, Rainbow Theatre and Turnmills in London, Moles in Bath, and The Hacienda in Manchester; venues that launched the careers of myriad acts such as Blur, Oasis, Kate Bush, Tears for Fears, New Order and many, many more - such as gig posters, membership cards, club photography, band merch, and subculture fashion staples.

And the weather? Still hot - and with more cloud about, oppressively humid. I've even heard a rumble or two of thunder! Oo-er.

16 comments:

  1. Bangla deshis missed a trick there-bugger! They could have swapped out the bull for the American Bull merchant.Bugger again.

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    1. They probably want better stock to ritually sacrifice than an ancient orange auroch with an attitude problem. Jx

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  2. The poor buffalo being compared to Trump....the poor thing. Meanwhile is it safe to say the testicles are getting a spit shine and buff?? I can't tell you how many pairs I have restored.

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    1. The buffalo looks like it has a far more pleasant personality. Ah, yes, I've done many a "restoration" of a similar nature... Jx

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  3. Good news re Battersea.
    Oh, the silly cheese rolling! I'm glad no-one was hurt this year. I wonder what they roll in coming down that hill?
    Still difficult to sleep here despite the temperature falling - ack, from Sunday it's going to rain everyday for at least 2 weeks.
    Sx

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    1. I'd hate to imagine the state of that cheese after rolling through all that muck...

      It does look like a complete change in the weather next week - but our forecast is for showers, not proper rain, so I keep my fingers crossed. There are more Tube strikes next week (bastards!), and trying to navigate other transport routes in the company of a lot of wet, pissed-off people is no joy. Jx

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  4. So I guess it’s not so great being hung like a bull.

    I’m happy the albino buffalo is being spared but too bad about the reason. That alone is enough reason to NOT be spared.

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    1. It's probably not great if it involves your balls getting crushed by spinning Italians. I could think of better things a swarthy Italian could be doing with testicles...

      Poor buffalo! Whatever did he do to deserve that orange twat's hair-don't? Jx

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  5. Judith Chalmers was always J. Peasmold Gruntfuttock's (Kenneth Williams) goal on Round the Horn. I wonder how she took the references to her every week on the show?

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    1. I have to admit, I had to look up J. Peasmold Gruntfuttock [I'm obviously better acquainted with Jules & Sand, Rambling Sid Rumpo and Dame Celia Molestrangler...].

      At a guess, as it was done by Kenneth Williams, Miss Chalmers probably loved it! Jx

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    2. It gave me great pleasure to hear the dear late and lamented Dame Celia Molestrangler getting a mention on your blog. Young people these day are hardly aware of her.

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    3. "So many, many men..." Jx

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  6. I saw the news about Judith Chalmers and just knew she'd feature here.

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  7. An interesting smorgasbord as always.
    Sad news about Judith Chalmers. I was always fond of her. she was always the butt of so many jokes. I think she must have been a game girl and a bloody good sport to put up with it all with such good grace.

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