Saturday, 7 March 2020

Sensual..?



A musical interlude is well overdue, methinks - so let's once again wallow in the company of impossibly beautiful people cavorting in exotic locations, courtesy or the faboo Soft Tempo Lounge... and why not?


Ah, that's better!

Music: Letter To Jane by Unit 7 Band ‎

Friday, 6 March 2020

You better believe...



It's almost the end of another week, and thank heavens for that! It also happens to be the centenary of the influential director Lewis Gilbert (without whom we wouldn't have had classic movies such as Alfie, You Only Live Twice, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, Educating Rita or Shirley Valentine); other birthday celebrants include Frankie Howerd, Michelangelo, Stephen Schwartz, Kiki Dee, David Gilmour of Pink Floyd, Alan Davies, Dame Kiri Te Kanawa...

...and Mary Wilson (formerly) of the Supremes!

To get the party started with the appropriate level of sparkle, how about a little something from the later stages of the lady's career as part of that esteemed girl-group-sensation? Thank Disco It's Friday!


Have a great weekend, peeps!

Mary Wilson (born 6th March 1944)

Thursday, 5 March 2020

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle, 'specially when you do the Continental



Madam Acarti, our friend Al and I are long-term fans of the German bandleader Max Raabe - indeed I first posted a blog about him twelve years ago. At that time, we adored discovering Herr Raabe and his Palast Orchester and their novelty "cod-dance-band" versions of hits by Britney Spears and Tom Jones, but before long our exploration of the man's musical repertoire led us to collect several of his albums, including his collaborations with the faboo Nina Hagen (who nowadays leads a Big Band of her very own).

Imagine our delight when we managed to land tickets for the opening concert of the very first UK tour by the maestro himself, at the swanky Cadogan Hall in Chelsea, no less!

Herr Raabe's is a loving tribute to the music of the Dance Band era of the 1920s and 30s, from both sides of the pond - and we were treated to not only some familiar standards from the golden age of British dance bands and from early Hollywood, but also a portfolio of (sometimes less-than-familiar) music from his native Germany, all interspersed with some dry-as-dust humour from the man himself, and some very amusing interplay between band-members and the audience as they "played-up" the sillier moments of some of the musical arrangements.

It was utterly faboo from beginning to end. Here is just a small selection of the musical numbers we enjoyed:




Particularly inventive and great fun were these two less familiar numbers:



Time just flew by in the company of Max Raabe. Getting up and down the myriad staircases at the Cadogan Hall from seats to bar and back again, on the other hand, seemed to take half a lifetime...

The evening was faboo, nonetheless - es war wunderbar, meine Lieben!

For details on the continuing tour visit Max Raabe and Palast Orchester website.

Wednesday, 4 March 2020

Tuesday, 3 March 2020

Ahoy! Ahoy!



Yes, it's a timeslip moment again - way back to an era of uncertainty and economic stagnation, 1979: the year Maggie Thatcher arrived to drag the country kicking and screaming into a new decade; the year of Ayatollah Khomeini, Jimmy Carter, The Muppet Movie, Disco Demolition, the Carl Bridgewater murder trial, Moonraker, the end of Pol Pot's reign of terror, Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, Donna Summer, the assassination of Harvey Milk, Life of Brian, Sandinistas, Pope John Paul II, Mad Max, the fall of Idi Amin, Off the Wall, SALT II, Bishop Abel Muzorewa, and the "fourth man" Anthony Blunt; the births of Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Will Young, Chris Pratt, Jamie Cullum, Shola Ama, Pink, Kerry Ellis, Cazwell, Jonny Wilkinson, Heath Ledger, Adam Levine, Sudoku, James McAvoy and the spreadsheet; and the year that Earl Mountbatten of Burma, Gracie Fields, Joyce Grenfell, Richard Rodgers, Stan Kenton, Minnie Riperton, Mary Pickford, Norman Hartnell, Barnes Wallis, Sid Vicious, Skylab, Merle Oberon, Peter Butterworth, Norrie Paramor, Van McCoy, Michael Wilding, Rhodesia, John Wayne, Barbara Hutton, Ted Cassidy ("Lurch") and Blair Peach all died.

In the news in March forty-one years ago? MP and Thatcher confidant Airey Neave was murdered by an IRA bomb in the underground car park at the House of Commons, the Egypt–Israel Peace Treaty was signed, Scots voted for a separate assembly (but were defeated by the electoral rules) and Welsh voters rejected devolution in referenda, a general election was announced in May following a vote of no confidence in the Jim Callaghan government, Voyager 1 sent back impressive photos of Jupiter and its rings, and the Three Mile Island nuclear accident caused mass panic Stateside; in the ascendant (literally) was the brand new Space Shuttle Columbia, and the compact disc was launched; but we waved a fond farewell to the beauteous Richard Beckinsale, who had a heart attack aged just 31. In our cinemas: California Suite, The Deer Hunter, Damien: Omen II. On telly: Tales of the Unexpected, Worzel Gummidge, Mork & Mindy.

And our charts this week in March 1979? Now That's What I Call A Top Ten:
10: Boney M - Painter Man
09: Abba - Chiquitita
08: Edwin Starr - Contact
07: Sex Pistols - Something Else/Friggin' In the Riggin'
06: Blondie - Heart Of Glass
05: Real Thing - Can You Feel The Force?
04: Lene Lovich - Lucky Number
03: Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
02: Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army
01: Bee Gees - Tragedy
However, lurking just outside the higher echelons were a few songs destined to upset this line-up; as eclectic a mix as what was already there, including Chic, Dire Straits, Art Garfunkel, Queen and Gary's Gang... and this lot!


Gosh. Did we actually still do the "pogo dance" in '79?! That audience doesn't seem too enamoured [then again, half of them had probably spent the evening trying to avoid Jimmy Savile in the corridors].

Time flies, etc...

Monday, 2 March 2020

I'm in the mood for..?



After a beautiful sunny weekend Sunday, spent pottering in the garden (as is my wont), it is a jolt to the system to have to get up and go to the office again. "Work is the curse of the drinking classes," a wise man once said...

Ho hum. Onwards and upwards.

Today would have been the 70th birthday of the sublime Miss Karen Carpenter, taken from us far too soon. Hers was one of the finest voices to hit the pop charts in the 1970s, and indeed her million-selling hits with The Carpenters are a mainstay of "mellow" radio stations across the world to this day.

Now, "mellow" is not something one would normally associate with our traditional Tacky Music Monday wake-up call - so imagine my joy in uncovering this gem of a routine from Karen and Richard's own TV show.

The outfits! The dancing! The rictus grins! It's perfect...


Have a good week, dear reader.

Karen Anne Carpenter (2nd March 1950 – 4th February 1983)

More Karen here and here.

Sunday, 1 March 2020

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!


Daffodil Tête à Tête putting on a great show in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers.

It's Saint David's Day, dears - a day to celebrate all things Welsh, including cawl, daffs, leeks, male voice choirs, Welsh cakes, rugby, Dame Shirley Bassey, Christian Bale, Ivor Novello, Terry Jones, Taron Egerton, Roald Dahl, Ray Milland, Dylan Thomas, Catherine Zeta Jones, Sir Bryn Terfel, David Lloyd George, Dame Siân Phillips, Mary Quant, Dorothy Squires, Sir Richard Burton, Laura Ashley, Steve Strange, Russell T Davies, Jonathan Pryce, Timothy Dalton, Michael Sheen, Ruth Madoc, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tommy Cooper, Molly Parkin, Sir Harry Secombe, Katherine Jenkins, Bonnie Tyler, and...

...Cerys Matthews and Sir Tom Jones!


"Bloody freezing, innit?!"

It certainly is this morning.