Sunday, 17 February 2013

Obscure gay matinee idol - the musical



It is rare, indeed, for me to utter the phrase "Thank heavens for Pola Negri!" in this day and age.

However, that lady - or at least an artful approximation of her - was one of the (many) highlights of the brand new musical we went to see last night, The Tailor-Made Man. An interesting premise, a musical set in the 1930s world of one of our favourite influential gay characters from the early days of Hollywood Mr William "Billy" Haines, that relates the poignant story of his rebellious resistance to the "norms" of the day in favour of his true nature and his one true love Jimmy Shields.

I have, of course, written of this remarkable love story before - see the entry about Billy and Jimmy in the Dolores Delargo Towers Museum of Camp back in 2011.

So how would a musical based upon the rise and fall and rise again of an obscure gay matinee idol fare? Rather well, we thought! Despite what were obviously a few early-run glitches (this was after all only its third preview performance) such as stumbled lines and slight scenery mishaps - the lead actor being clonked on the head with a back-drop was unfortunate - it has all the makings of a West End success. Even the matinee performance we went to see had an almost full house, and an appreciative one at that.

The vocal skills of the assembled company are magnificent: leads Dylan Turner (as Billy) and Bradley Clarkson (as Jimmy) harmonise beautifully, ex-Steps singer Faye Tozer (as Billy's friend and William Randolph Hearst's mistress Marion Davies) does a powerful and convincingly vampish turn, Michael Cotton as the lovelorn Victor displays his artistic and emotional frustration magnificently, and (former stalwart of Channel 4's Whose Line Is It Anyway?) Mike McShane in spite of obvious nerves surprised us all as the domineering Louis B Mayer.

The remarkable and multi-talented players hold the whole thing together with the kind of energy one only ever really sees in a small cast - one minute kicking up a storm as the chorus, next thing playing society party vamps, gossips or back-lot Machiavellians, or else playing the reporter (Lauren Grant) interviewing the older reminiscing Jimmy (Clive Ward), or, in the case of Kay Murphy, portraying the most magnificently camp Pola Negri (the remarkably odd choice by Mr Mayer of a "lavender beard" wife, turned down by Mr Haines).



Adapted by Amy Rosenthal from Claudio Macor's original 1992 drama, the dialogue can on occasion be a bit, well, obvious in its insistence that the audience understand the true nature of Billy and Jimmy and their struggles against the system (studio and society) and, even giving a little leeway to nerves, some of the song-and-dance numbers may need a bit of polish - but nonetheless as a whole the production rises above all that to keep us toe-tappingly engrossed, and to really care about the characters.

When the narrative does get going, when the players are in full fettle, and especially in the best numbers in the show such as Louis B Mayer's Family, Marion Davies' Don't Trust Love, the recurring love duet We Got Time, Victor's This Love Of Yours and the show-stopper Design, this is a startlingly entertaining show.

We came away very impressed, and very pleased indeed to have seen it. I wish The Tailor-Made Man every success, and recommend it to anyone!


The Tailor-Made Man is at The Arts Theatre in Soho, to 6th April 2013.

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Totty of the Day







"I always thought I could hide this secret. Football was my escape, my purpose, my identity. Football hid my secret, gave me more joy than I could have ever imagined... I could not be happier with my decision. Life is so full of amazing things. I realized I could only truly enjoy my life once I was honest. Honesty is a bitch but makes life so simple and clear. My secret is gone, I am a free man, I can move on..."

Robbie Rogers, former professional footballer with Leeds United and the USA national soccer team, who came out yesterday.

Curves in all the right places



As the baton of ludicrous frippery and razzmatazz that is Fashion Week once more passes to London, so another interesting initiative launched last night - the very first British Plus-Size Fashion Weekend!

Surprisingly, the British average size for women is 14-plus, yet it does seem that the majority of models at the mainstream fashion shows are skinny waifs, so - even as a publicity stunt - I believe this new event may have a future...

There is indeed only one song that is suitable to celebrate this occasion, courtesy of our newly-out sister, the lovely Mika:


British Plus-Size Fashion Weekend

Now, if only someone would come up with some men's fashion shows with clothes that will actually look OK on a slightly flabby queen d'un certain age...

Friday, 15 February 2013

She's half out of her head



We may still be on holiday, but some traditions just cannot change here at Dolores Delargo Towers...

To mark the climbdown to the weekend, and in recognition of the faboo Melissa Manchester's birthday, we simply must get our leotards on and try and emulate the class and sophistication of the Solid Gold Dancers as they accompany our birthday girl and her perm, introduced by the lovely Andy Gibb (RIP):


Thank Disco It's Friday, and have a great weekend, folks!

Melissa Manchester official website

Star



Richard Burton's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is to be unveiled on Wales' national day next to Elizabeth Taylor's, the movie legend he married twice.

The Welsh actor's star will be placed on Hollywood Boulevard on 1st March, St David's Day.

To celebrate the news, here's an appropriate piece read by the late, great Mr Burton - John Donne's Go And Catch A Falling Star:


A BBC film has just been announced looking at the Burton-Taylor relationship through their 1983 stage production together Private Lives, a year before his death.

Dominic West will play Burton, while Helena Bonham-Carter is to portray Taylor, who died in 2011.

Read the BBC article.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Singularly sensational



"Commonly rare, very unique,
Peripatetic, poetic and chic."


Sally, Madam Arcati and I were privileged to get tickets for a preview of the long-awaited [it hasn't played here since 1976!] West End revival of A Chorus Line last night, in the glittering hallows of the London Palladium, no less.

A show that is evidently not to everyone's taste (some confused, stupid individuals walked out halfway through - they hadn't a clue what it was they had come to see), it is and has always been one of our all-time favourites here at Dolores Delargo Towers, and is the late Marvin Hamlisch's finest hour. The tunes are all camp standards, and the dance routines legendary.

For those not already in the know (and shame on you if you don't know the story), the whole point of the narrative is the revelatory back-stories of a group of eager - nay, deperate - individuals as they endure the rigours of a genuine Broadway audition (not the kind of trial-by-telly shit we have as prime-time "entertainment" these days, although some of the benighted audience did appear to believe they were there to whoop and screech like the inmates of a mental asylum the X-Factor rent-a-crowd). A motley crew of attractive "Tits and Ass" [and what gorgeous arses those boys possess!], their savaging at the hands of the omnipotent impresario Zach (John Partridge, who used to play a gay character in EastEnders apparently) is in turn touching, funny and tragic.

From the opening numbers I Hope I Get It and I Can Do That to the classic denouement we loved it - despite there being no interval in a two hour show - the three of us sat enthralled, choking back the lumps in the throat, and sighing with sheer rapture as the tales and the songs took us through the dramatic journey of ambition, successes and disappointments. It was a truly wonderful production!

Particular highlights included the streetwise-yet-glam Sheila (Leigh Zimmerman, whose song is At The Ballet), the heart-rending monologue by former drag queen Paul (Gary Wood, who, despite his brilliance could have been a bit more camp in my opinion), the interplay between Zach and his too-talented former lover Cassie (Scarlett Strallen, whose keynote number is The Music and the Mirror), the paean to plastic surgery Dance: Ten; Looks: Three [Tits and Ass] by the cocky Val (Rebecca Herszenhorn), the energetic Gimme The Ball number with Ritchie (James T Lane), the ensemble number on the classic What I Did for Love and the marvellous Nothing sung by Diana (Victoria Hamilton-Barritt).


Based on true stories, A Chorus Line revolutionised Broadway, becoming the longest running musical in New York theatre history, breaking records, winning nine Tony Awards, seven Drama Desk Awards, the New York Critics’ Circle Award and the Pulitzer Prize for Drama.

And of course, its campest-of-camp legacy is this number:


A Chorus Line officially opens on 19th February - book tickets now!

The Cher-iest Cher?




Whooooo?

Charlie Hides TV, of course...