The truth is out there...
Scientists have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.The Daily Mash.
Hanging onto the people from school and college you have nothing in common with while fruitlessly trying to like the people you work with makes 29 the peak year for hating everybody you know.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute For Studies said: “Younger people feel obliged to socialise with those they hate as adverts tell them it’s inherently fun to be among large groups of humans.
“But as life goes on you manage to whittle down your social circle to those whose petty grievances and antipathies you agree with most. By the age of 80 it’s essentially you and a couple of other people grunting and tutting at the television together.”
28-year-old Nikki Hollis said: “I want to get married, just so I can move out to the sticks and ditch the horde of morons that are forever on my case to go to shit bars."
Of course.
[Read the "real" article in the Guardian.]
Both are good articles!
ReplyDeleteYes, the twenties are a bit of an assault course.
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I enjoyed my 30s more... Jx
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