Thursday, 27 February 2020

And I know that we're in trouble, but I swear that we'll survive



Hoorah! The UK has announced its entrant for the Eurovision Song Contest 2020 - Mr James Newman:


The world yawns...

I do not foresee us winning again this year.

8 comments:

  1. Angsty, faux-earnest, and dull, dull, dull, dahling! I can scarcely believe that this is the best that we could muster?
    Someone drag Gina G out of mothballs, pronto!

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    1. I know. We live in terrible musical times - all that braying (Sheeran, Lewis Capaldi, James Blunt, Coldplay et al) and complete lack of diction pisses me off. It would only be slightly redeemed if he did indeed sing it on the night in a sparkly metallic chain-link mini-dress. Jx

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    1. Agreed. Whatever happened to camp and sequins? Instead, a gloomy bloke in a snowy wilderness. Pah! Jx

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  3. I thought Eurovision entrees were required to be wacky and not terribly coherent. Certainly not whatever that was. And who wants old man hypothermia porn? Although I do sort of like the dog.

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    1. Shame the dog isn't representing us at the contest. Jx

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  4. I am sure we will come last no matter what song we do, at least now we will deserve to.
    It is truly dreadful.

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