Friday, 14 February 2020
Hearts and... peanut butter jelly?
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Groan. "St Hallmark's Day" is upon us. Cheap bouquets, oversized teddies, Love Island boxed scent'n'shower-gel sets from Savers - all will no doubt be flying off the shelves.
Bollocks to all that, I say - when I go shopping I want THIS to happen!
Thank Disco It's Friday! - and don't bother trying to book a table at Pizza Express...
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Nothing was pushed through my bristled slot this morning...sadly.
ReplyDeleteHere, have a voucher. Jx
DeleteThe next time I’m in the supermarket, I’m going to think of this video!
ReplyDeleteIt'd need a bit more hand-clapping for Mercadona... Jx
DeleteHAPPY VD, JON! SMOOCHES from philly!
ReplyDeleteVD? How very dare you?! I'm a clean-living gal, I am...
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Nope. No peanut butter for me. Peach-chilli jam...maybe.
ReplyDeleteIf you'll excuse the potential double-entendre, I fail to understand the appeal of nut-based spreads such as peanut butter or Nutella either... Jx
DeleteI had some very expensive chocolates. AND flowers.
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Ooooh! Who's the beau, Miss Scarlet? Pray tell... Jx
DeleteHmm. This might explain why my banana was all bruised...
ReplyDeleteThat's your excuse, and you're sticking to it... Jx
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