Saturday, 15 February 2020

A word from our sponsors



I'm washing as we speak.
Posted by Jon at 22:12
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10 comments:

  1. Isobel Tolley16 February 2020 at 09:05

    Welcome back, I've missed your site.

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    1. Jon16 February 2020 at 13:03

      We've been back a week, but thank you. Jx

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  2. Mitzi 16 February 2020 at 12:31

    In for a penny and lbs to lose. Please rush me two bars of La-Mar Reducing Soap, one for each knocker.

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    1. Jon16 February 2020 at 13:04

      Make sure you apply them equally, otherwise you may end up lop-sided! Jx

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  3. Ms Scarlet16 February 2020 at 13:59

    Ha!! If only.
    Sx

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    1. Jon16 February 2020 at 14:01

      Still scrubbing, and no effect yet... Jx

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice16 February 2020 at 14:37

    Does this mean that I can eat the entire Black Forest gateau and not put on an ounce as long as I give myself a good scrub down afterwards? How fortunate that tonight is bath night!

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    1. Jon16 February 2020 at 14:40

      Don't get the two mixed up otherwise you'll be frothing at the mouth and the bath will look like a sewer outlet. Jx

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  5. Moving with Mitchell16 February 2020 at 19:20

    And now there’s body cream that reduces fat. And people still believe it and buy it!

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    1. Jon16 February 2020 at 19:36

      I know a body cream that's far nicer, and available for free if you ask nicely :-)

      Jx

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