Thursday, 11 June 2026

The one with the vagina lasers

Oh, wow..!! Our Glorious Leader Madonna has done it again - after all, why do a three-minute pop video for a single when you can do an entire mini-movie, with clips from several tracks, to tease the arrival of your new album?!

Featuring an all-star cast that includes Sabrina Carpenter, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kate Moss, Gwendoline Christie, Richard E. Grant, Julia Garner, Shygirl, Arca, Odessa A’zion, Archie Madekwe, Debi Mazar, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon and Chelsea footballers Cole Palmer and Joao Pedro, this trailer for her much anticipated Confessions II is a cinematic work of epic proportions - and I love it!

I can't wait for the album itself to arrive on 3rd July - just in time for Pride in London!

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  1. It's fabu!!!!!!!!! I saw it over at Sixpence's blog at the beginning of the week. Ive watched it 5 times already!!!

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    1. It is rather impressive, isn't it! Another brilliant experience to add to the myriad reasons why we adore Madonna...Jx

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    2. Not to mention Debi Mazar and Gwendoline Christie look amazing in the video.

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    3. They've made everyone look good in this! Although Benedict Cumberbatch does look a bit out of his comfort zone... Jx

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    1. Is that your verdict, Ms Scarlet? Jx

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    2. For some reason it reminds me of Joanna Lumley in an episode of Ab Fab when Patsy is recalling making a porn film - Barbareta, or something? I honestly have no idea why it reminds me of this!
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    3. Ha! Love the comparison... Jx

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    4. Sweetie, darling. Jx

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  3. The 20 second clip I selected at random reminded me a bit of Margi Clarke's 2013 unofficial bid to represent the UK at Eurovision, Hologram Vampire or some such shite.

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    1. You must have hit the bit where Julia Garner tried to look like Madge in her 90s "Vogue" phase, and failed. I hadn't thought of Margi Clark, but you hit the nail on the head! Jx

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  4. She is the Queen of Fucking Everything !
    Still awesome at 67. creative, imaginative for ever reinventing herself and still able to shock (yes I find those lasers deeply disturbing).

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    1. I daren't fart now for fear of slicing the furniture in two 🤣! Jx

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