Wednesday, 23 May 2012

It's man devouring man, my dear!



Who would have thought I would ever enjoy a theatrical production with Michael Ball in it?

Last night however, the man whose output I previously considered too lightweight, too middle-of-the-road for my taste, confounded every expectation as he brought a chilling and musically flawless Sweeney Todd to life!

[How did they make him look so different?]

Having seen what I thought would be the definitive Sweeney in 2007 [notwithstanding the Angela Lansbury/Len Cariou version of course] starring the naturally scary and brilliantly booming Bryn Terfel (with Maria Friedman, Daniel Boys and Philip Quast) at the Royal Festival Hall, I was worried this might not be up to scratch. On reflection however, to make a comparison between that - a concert version with minimal staging to speak of - and the current fully choreographed theatrical production is unseemly.

For this was a true spectacle - befitting a West End production in a theatre as Art-Deco-glamorous as is The Adephi on the Strand. Set against Anthony Ward's superbly dark, gloomy and threatening backdrop with its stairs, smoke and backlighting, the atmosphere of gothic Victorian London (transferred in this production to the 1930s, to accommodate a few liberties with the plot such as neon lighting and motor vehicles I assume) genuinely set the scene for Stephen Sondheim's scary masterpiece. The ensemble "Greek chorus" - carefully chosen for their creepy looks as much as their singing and acting talents - were marvellous; their harmonies providing a perfect foil for the murderous plot. In fact all the casting was splendid!

The aforementioned Mr Ball as Sweeney and "national treasure" Imelda Staunton as Mrs Lovett were a true revelation. Imbuing a believable sense of utter evil into the characters, with just the right amount of black humour and pathos, they played out their wicked pas de deux with impeccable timing and beautiful vocal dexterity. I was captivated.

The supporting cast of the pretty Luke Brady and Lucy May Barker as the doomed lovers Anthony and Joanna, John Bowe as the creepily sleazy Judge and Peter Polycarpou as the corrupt Beadle, James McConville as the convincingly sickly and simple Tobias, and the superb Robert Burt as the greedy and pompous Pirelli injected genuine emotion and conviction into the twisting and turning plot.



From the humour of The Worst Pies in London and By The Sea to the tragedy of the Beggar Woman/Lucy (a wonderfully mad Gillian Kirkpatrick), the macabre My Friends and the dramatic Epiphany to the lovely Joanna, the complex brilliance of A Little Priest to the mournful Asylum scene, this was indeed a magnificent performance of one of my favourite musicals.


Highlights? Probably too many to count - although full marks go to Miss Staunton's transformation of Mrs Lovett from motherly matron to sinister murderess within the confines of one mesmerising scene (my favourite, Not While I'm Around), and to Mr Ball's terrifyingly evil eyes as he sings the jolly Pretty Women while slicing through the Judge's jugular...

Deservedly, this excellent production received a standing ovation. I could hardly take a breath by the end - it was such an exhausting (in a good way) emotional experience!

Here's the (very short) West End trailer:


And here's a slightly longer trailer for the show's run in Chichester last year:


Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is on at The Adelphi until September 2012, and I can highly recommend it.

[And thanks again to Paul, who treated us all to the tickets in celebration of his birthday!]

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Guest starring... Joan Fontaine!



Timeslip moment!

Today would have been the 90th birthday of Quinn Martin, producer of many of the action/crime shows of my childhood.

Just hearing his name inescapably takes me back to opening titles such as these...




Waka-waka-waka-waka-waka...

Quinn Martin obituary from 1987

Monday, 21 May 2012

Spanish delicacies



Ah, another week begins - albeit a short one for me, as I am taking a couple of days off to prepare Dolores Delargo Towers for the hordes who will be coming for our grand Eurovision bash this weekend - and we have not one, but two magnificently talented divas to cheer us all up on this Tacky Music Monday!

Las Grecas (for it is they) are yet another recent discovery - always a delight! - from the mad, bad and dangerous to know music scene of Spain in the 1970s. Unfortunately one of the original duo died in 1995, but (much to the delight of Spanish gays) the other founding member Carmela and "new girl" Malicia recently revived the winning Las Grecas formula.

To spectacular effect, as you will no doubt agree from this lavishly expensive video for their single El Cocherito...


And this, from 2011:


And as a bonus, an equally magnificent promotional video for their 1977 hit Wars:


Possibly the most bizarre thing I've seen in a long time...

We love Las Grecas!

Have a great week.

Las Grecas official website (in Spanish of course).

Just a dream to fade away



Yet more of my 70s is dying - first Donna Summer, and now Robin Gibb has gone...


"Nobody gets too much heaven." Indeed.

RIP, another legend.

Robin Gibb obituary on the BBC

Sunday, 20 May 2012

The gayest gay icon?



“I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.”

Diva overload alert!

Today is the 66th birthday of that ultimate triumph of art over nature, Miss Cherilyn Sarkisian, better known as the one-and-only Cher.

An unabashed showgirl from wig to perfectly chaussured foot, after escaping the "folksy" style of her early "Sonny and Cher" days Miss Sarkisian soon established her place as a gay icon - for at least five generations of queens - and shows no sign of stopping now...

1970s:


1980s:


1990s:


2000s:


2010:


Many happy returns to one of the most splendid divas in showbiz - ever!

Cher official website

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Grace-ful



Icon, muse, art-form, diva, innovator and downright scary bitch, Miss Grace Jones is 64 today...

Needless to say, the lady has always been an inspiration on me, ever since I first heard her version of Chrissie Hynde's Private Life way back in 1980 and, in 1981, one of the greatest albums ever - Nightclubbing.

To celebrate, here are just a few of her defining moments...






Grace Jones is our latest exhibit in the Dolores Delargo Towers Museum of Camp

Grace Jones on stardom, that Russell Harty interview, muscles and GaGa

Friday, 18 May 2012

Mr Relaxation



"For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career."

Today we have a centenary to celebrate - Mr Pierino Ronald "Perry" Como!

One of the most successful vocalists of the 20th century, Perry Como went from small-town band singer with the Freddy Carlone and Ted Weems Orchestras in the 30s to become a multi-million-selling worldwide solo superstar, with one of the top-ranking television shows in US TV history and chart-topping albums in six separate decades.

His myriad hits over the years included such gems as Catch a Falling Star, It's Impossible, And I Love You So, Papa Loves Mambo and For the Good Times, among many many more standards. However this must rank as his all-time classic - Magic Moments:


Mr Como's comfy cardigans and sleepy crooning baritone voice were his signature style, and of course led to many lampooning impersonations over the years - my personal favourite is Perry Como - Still Alive from Canadian cult show SCTV, which takes a direct dig at Perry's ill-considered venture into the disco sound in the 70s:


And here, for your delectation, is the genuine disco remix of his great 30s/40s hit Temptation:

[Thank Disco It's Friday - again!]

Facts about Perry Como:
  • He famously began his career as a barber. He was apparently so successful he had his own shop at age 14.
  • His singing career almost ended before it had really begun, when in 1933 a studio executive wanted him removed from orchestra recordings as he sounded too much like Bing Crosby.
  • Canonsburg, Como's home town, has a street named after him, and festivals in his memory have been held both there and in Paleno in Italy, where his parents originated. He also had an annual golf tournament in his name.
  • He and his wife Roselle were married for 65 years until her death in 1998.
  • His final television show was a Christmas special recorded in Ireland in 1994. He died peacefully in 2001.

Perry Como (18th May 1912 - 12th May 2001)