This, believe it or not, is sad but true.
Dickens World is a Dickensian-themed attraction being built in Chatham, Kent and will open in April 2007.
And I quote: "The in-house attraction will reproduce the architecture of the period with picturesque archways, cobbled stoned streets and decorative features, together with specialised lighting and appropriate euphonics [sic] as well as a host of costumed characters, shop keepers and street entertainers.
The experience will feature a Dickensian Shopping Mall, together with a multitude of attractions and rides, including a mix of themed restaurants, bars and a multiplex cinema... over the Christmas period the attraction will convert into a Dickensian winter wonderland, replete with snow and other characteristics of a bygone era, complemented by a magnificent water feature which over the festive season changes into a spectacular 'ice fantasia' dominated by 'The Spirit of Christmas', 'JackFrost', 'Scrooge' and a host of other delightful characters who magically come to life. This and other seasonal events throughout the year an unforgettable experience for visitors of all ages."
Unforgettable experience, indeed! No wonder people from Chatham are known as "Chavs"... Apparently manager Ross Hutchins has said of this monstrosity, "We are not Disneyfying Dickens. If Dickens was alive today, he would probably have built the place himself. "
Read the bloody books!!
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