Thursday, 16 August 2018

The undisputed Queen of Fuckin' Everything



Our Patron Saint Queen Madge has crossed that milestone so dreaded by many an artist famed for their looks and image - for the former Miss Ciccone blows out sixty candles on her cake today!

The lady herself, however, doesn't really seem to give a shit. She is, and remains, the most successful female music artist in history, and she certainly has never bowed to the opinions of others. [A true Leo!]

Indeed, many pretenders to her throne have come and gone in the four decades since that effervescent, be-ribboned, diminutive figure first leapt onto our screens (in an episode of The Tube with Jools Holland and the late Paula Yates) in January 1984...


...but whether "the virgin":


..."the cool club kid":


..."the controversialist":


..."the style-setter":


..."the slut":


..."the icon":


..."the witch":


..."the pop-satirist":


..."the workout video instructress":


..."the gay earth-mother":


...or "the goddess":


...Our Glorious Leader did it first, did it better, and will continue to rule all that she surveys!

Many happy returns, Madonna Louise Ciccone (born 16th August 1958)!


STOP PRESS:
08:10

A little birthday message from "Cher" - "Whooooooo?!!":

4 comments:

  1. Happy birthday, Your Madge! You had me at "Material Girl", and I stayed until just after "What it feels like for a girl" (although I did pop back for "Confessions on a Dancefloor").

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    1. Every queen "popped back" for Confessions on a Dancefloor! Jx

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  2. Not my favourite Madonna song, but Cherish is my favourite video!
    Happy Birthday, Madonna!!!
    Sx

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    1. We all have a favourite "Madonna moment" - my fave video is Vogue (of course)... Jx

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