Of hats, gnomes, Selena Gomez, Surrealist couture, lesbian choreography and an asteroid

It's Ladies' Day at Cheltenham Festival!

Another snippets post, dear reader:

• The Gnome Guard news: A couple in Dorking have won the right to keep a flower bed as their land after a neighbour tried to claim it as their own, by digging up all their plants and replacing them with a garden gnome!
• Selena Gomez helps catch possums news: Invasive possums from Australia have become a major pest in neighbouring New Zealand - but the best bait for their traps turns out to be a cinnamon-flavoured Oreo biscuit, as promoted by hamster-faced superstar Selena Gomez! The lady herself has so far declined to comment...

• The "shoe hat" comes to town news: The next major exhibition to set us salivating with anticipation is Schiaparelli: Fashion Becomes Art, which is coming to the V&A from 28th March 2026. I cannot wait to see all that sumptuous shocking pink, Surrealism and style on show... “We try to walk a fine line between humour and camp” - Daniel Roseberry, creative director of the House of Schiaparelli. I'd expect nothing less!
• Lesbians in tights news: The famed Gentleman Jack, the TV dramatisation of the scandalous tell-all diaries of "the first modern lesbian" Anne Lister, has been adapted again... as a ballet!
• And finally: A giant asteroid that scientists feared might hit Earth, or maybe the moon, is now - thanks to new observations from the James Webb Space Telescope - predicted to miss both targets completely. Phew!

And the weather? Almost Spring-like, but more rain is on its way. Dammit.