Hold on hon, we're gonna bunny-hug - I bought some aspirin down at United Drug

Oh my dears, it's miserable and dark out there, and the last thing I want to do is go out and to the office...

Never mind - on this Tacky Music Monday, let's instead dream of better things - such as the incomparable pairing of two of our favourite "va-va-voom" girls, Miss Liza Minelli and (today's birthday celebrant) Miss Goldie Hawn!

Goldie Hawn and Liza Minnelli - All That Jazz

Many happy returns, Goldie Jeanne Hawn (born 21st November 1945)