A US president’s suggestion that Ireland should reunify as soon as possible would have triggered riots, terrorism and political crisis if he were not a shite-spouting halfwit.
In any other circumstances than the president being a gaga eejit with no idea what he is even saying as it dribbles out of his mendacious mouth, the statement would have caused a major diplomatic row and significant unrest.
Taioseach Micheál Martin said: “Even the paramilitaries are calling bullshit on this one.
“Imagine if a proper president had said it. It would spark sectarian violence, angry disavowals from politicians, Andy Burnham desperately trying to calm things down. I mean, Belfast. It’s any excuse to throw a petrol bomb up there.
“But thankfully both sides were able to take into account this was nothing more than the ravings of an addled old man on a golf jolly and of no more import than a drunk mumbling in the corner of a Doonbeg bar.”
Emma Little-Pengelly of the DUP said: “And the way he said it? ‘One of the naturals of all time is to put them together’? Are we sure he wasn’t thinking of Sydney Sweeney’s diddies?”
Of course.
[As for his latest rant: "The only control or 'guardrails' that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!" (which would have made me hoot - bar for the fact that he's so fucking deluded he really does think that ignoring the experts is wise) - The Mash has something to say about that, too!]
FOOTNOTE:
Speaking of rants, this is my latest missive to the bastard Google gnomes, using the "feedback" button on Blogger...
Congratulations! SEVEN DAYS - and the Blogger Reading List is still broken! SEVEN DAYS - and not one person in the whole of Google has said anything about it! No apologies. No press announcements. Nothing. It's as if people who use your systems are irrelevant. Sad, really.
They won't read it, nor will they do anything, of course - but it makes me feel better.
I wish they would pixelate his face when he pops up in the news. I would like to see the same happen to the faces of Henry and that cable TV actress wife of his. I came on here to appeal of your whereabouts according to my sideboard it's been nearly a week since you last posted.
ReplyDeleteAs per my footnote, Mitzi - Blogger is broken, and has been for a whole week now. It's really bloody annoying.
DeleteHowever, I do agree - I never want to see that bloated orange cretin nor hear any of the shit that he says ever again. As for Ginge and the Spoilt Brat Yank, if they want anonymity, go live in a tower block in London. No-one will ever notice you or speak to you, on the estate, on a bus, on a Tube, or in a shop. Sorted! Jx