Thursday, 4 October 2012

The cost of intolerance



About time, too!

From The Guardian:
The head of GCHQ has spoken with regret of the treatment of Alan Turing, the second world war codebreaker and mathematical genius, who killed himself in 1954, two years after being convicted of homosexuality, which was then a criminal offence.

In a rare speech to mark the centenary of Turing's birth, Iain Lobban said the unique people the country needed were often mavericks, and it was his job to set them to work in the world of secret intelligence, "not to tell them how to live their lives".

Lobban told an audience in Leeds that Turing was a national asset whose death robbed the country of "one of our greatest minds". He said more people like Turing were needed if Britain was to stay ahead of the challenges and dangers posed from cyberspace.

"We can't rewrite the past," he said. "We can't wish mid-20th century Britain into a different society with different attitudes. We can be glad that we live in a more tolerant age. And we should remember that the cost of intolerance towards Alan Turing was his loss to the nation."

Lobban, who has been head of the government's electronic intelligence-gathering centre for four years, described Turing as "a founder of the information age... One of the people whose concepts are at the heart of a technological revolution which is as far-reaching as the industrial revolution."

He added: "And of course there are many Turing stories: burying his silver bullion and then forgetting where he had buried it; chaining his mug to his radiator; cycling in his gas mask to ward off hay fever.

"But Turing was not an eccentric, unless you believe that there is only one way of being normal and to be otherwise is to be peculiar. Turing wasn't eccentric. He was unique."
Better late than never, I suppose - an apology from the establishment that failed to defend its own employee Alan Turing's reputation, three years on from then Prime Minister Gordon Brown's expression of regret on behalf of the British Government.

Read my blog about Alan Turing's centenary.

The exhibition Codebreaker - Alan Turing's life and legacy is on at the Science Museum until 31st July 2013.

A poor life this



It's National Poetry Day, apparently.

In recognition of that fact, as I wearily try and muster myself for another day in the office, here is one of my favourites - Leisure by the Welsh poet W.H. Davies, read by the mellifluous Sir John Gielgud:


What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?

No time to stand beneath the boughs,
And stare as long as sheep and cows:

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass:

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night:

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance:

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began?

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.


William Henry Davies (3rd July 1871 – 26th September 1940)

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

You have no sense of fashion



I couldn't resist posting this one...


"You have no sense of fashion."
"I think that depends on..."
"No, no, that wasn't a question."


The latest masterpiece from Charlie Hides TV

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

The return of Miss Orange





Just in time to be too late for my (ir)regular round-up of newer music yesterday, news comes (via the lovely Mike at Pop Trash Addict) that our very favourite Spanish popstrel Mónica Naranjo has released a new single! Unfortunately in English (I think we prefer her operatic histrionics when the lyrics are completely incomprehensible...) it's Make You Rock:


In case anyone is in any kind of doubt that Senorita Naranjo is the towering deity of uber-camp Hispanic fabulosity, here are just a few examples of why we at Dolores Delargo Towers love her sooo much!




Facts about Monica:
  • She is one of the world's best-selling Spanish-language acts of the last two decades, selling two million copies of her second album Palabra de Mujer alone.
  • Her third album Minage was a tribute to another Patron Saint, the Italian singer Mina.
  • She duetted with the famed flamenco icon Rocío Jurado on Punto de Partida in 2005, in the very final television appearance of "La más grande" before her death.
  • Make You Rock is her first English release since 2002.
Monica Naranjo provided the soundtrack to many a happy Spanish holiday. We love her!

Stop bugging me, stop bothering me



Timeslip moment again...

Is it really twenty years since this dance classic - and eternally remembered tampon advert theme - was heading for the top of the UK charts? Held off the top slot by The Shamen's Ebenezer Goode, it's Dr Alban and It's My Life:


It's my life take it or leave it
Set me free what's that crap papa-knew-it-all
I got my own life you got your own life
Live your life and set me free
Mind your business and leave my business
You know everything papa-knew-it-all
Very little knowledge is dangerous
Stop bugging me stop bothering me
Stop bugging me stop forcing me
Stop fighting me stop yelling me
It's my life

It's my life it's my life my worries!
It's my life it's my life my problems!
It's my life it's my life my worries!
It's my life it's my life my problems!

It's my life do you understand
I live the way I want to live
I make decisions day and night
Show me signs and good examples
Stop telling me how to run your business
Take a trip to east and west
You find that you don't know anything
Everyone's getting tired of you
Sometimes you have to look and listen
You can even learn from me
Little knowledge is dangerous
It's my life

It's my life set me free
So you bed so you lie
What you see is what you get
Listen to people and sort things out
Things I do I do them no more
Things I say I say them no more
Changes come once in life

Stop bugging me stop bothering me
Stop bugging me stop forcing me
Stop fighting me stop yelling me
Stop telling me stop seeing me
It's my life.


It was an anthem at the time. He was rather "doable", too!

Monday, 1 October 2012

Nova muziko

Once again it is time for a burst of new or recent songs that have bubbled into my consciousness... Let's open proceedings with a truly fantabulosa song - the new (and much-lauded) single from the ever-lovely Kylie Minogue! The crowd went absolutely wild when she performed this with the BBC Concert Orchestra at Proms in the Park - it's the truly beautiful Flower. It is taken from The Abbey Road Sessions (preview here) which is out on 29th October:




And, if you are in the mood to take part in one of her videos (and you happen to use Twatter or Instagram, whatever that is, which I don't), here's Our Princess's message to her fans:
"We are so thrilled that fans all around the world are loving ‘Flower’ and Kylie’s directorial debut. We would love to put together a lyric video for everyone to enjoy.

To participate you need to post your images on twitter or Instagram accompanied by the hashtag #KylieFlower. If you would like to submit a video, no longer that 10 seconds, you can upload this to YouTube with the hashtag #KylieFlower.

The images and video can show the lyrics in any way – feel free to use your imagination! All images must be submitted by 9 October to be revealed on 25 October 2012."
So get miming!

On a much more dark and funky note, the latest collaboration by our Patron Saint of Oddballs, Miss Róisín Murphy is with Luca C and Brigante - Flash of Light. Needless to say, I love it!


Speaking of wonderful oddballs, the fierce ruling diva of dance Luciana is back! This time in collaboration with the Manufactured Superstars, here's a preview clip of her new one - Calling All The Lovers:


Another month, another Swedish electro-pop act (or so it seems)... This time it's the turn of Glorious Inc - who have added some throbbing basslines to an otherwise very Alcazar-esque choon, I Wanna Dance. The song may take a few more listens, but I just adore her shoes!


The song is absolute pap, but I couldn't resist featuring the new video for How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds, for obvious reasons...


Rescuing the musical moment (if the video is somewhat bereft of man-flesh - instead we have some genuine Team GB gymnasts. Female. Damn.), it's a genuine club floor-filler by DJ Michael Woods and some woman who sounds spookily like the marvellous Nadia Ali of Iio, but is actually called Ester Dean:


I save the very best till last! Here's Wales' very own fantabulosa Bright Light Bright Light with his new uplifting handbag-house-trippy single Feel It, featuring the incredible tonsils of Broadway singer Mykal Kilgore (yes! It's a male diva!) and a tongue-in-cheek video featuring a surprise appearance by Scissor Sisters' Del Marquis - what more could you need? This is absolutely brilliant!


As ever, enjoy - and let me know what you think...

You keep thinking that you'll never get burned



Oh dear. I didn't win the Lottery. Again.

To ease the crushing blow of once more having to go to work, I thought I'd give us something genuinely kitsch to brighten our day!

On this Tacky Music Monday let us put our hands together for the Queen of the Rovers Return, Miss Julie Goodyear MBE - better known to millions across the globe as brassy Bet Lynch - singing These Boots Are Made For Walking...

Camp as tits!

[Thanks, Mitzi!]

PS Any resemblance to Mistress MJ is purely coincidental.