We hosted a party last night for the eternally tacky predecessor to Eurovision, "Your Country Needs You" - hosted by Graham Norton, and featuring a scary plastic lipped bint who won it last year and the supposedly straight Bruno, alongside those gods of tacky music Peter Waterman and Mike Stock.
And so the children began their attempts to perform a selection of Stock Aitken Waterman numbers with varying levels of ineptitude - each and every one of them about seventeen, we were treated to a sub-sub-sub-Scooch ensemble, a gang of slappers, an Amy Winehouse looky-likey, a Wimpy Bar waitress, and two cute-ish boys who had obviously passed their "auditions" in the dressing-room with flying colours...
We booed, jeered and cheered as the finalists (Esma, Alexis and Josh) performed the new song that is to be our entry in the actual Song Contest in May, That Sounds Good To Me. And the winner is...
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