Dr. Frasier Crane: "Roz, listen, I'm going to the opera tonight. You didn't happen to remember to bring my..."
Roz Doyle: "Oh, your opera glasses! I'm so sorry, they completely slipped my mind."
Dr. Frasier Crane: "I wouldn't really mind, if you hadn't borrowed them just to ogle that bodybuilder that moved in across the street."
Roz Doyle: "Hey, I've just looked once or twice. It's not like I copied his name off his mailbox, so I could look up his number and call him while he was in the shower, so I could watch him cross the room naked to answer the phone in front of the picture window. That would be wrong."
Dr. Frasier Crane: "Look, I want them back. I refuse to squint through Pagliacci while you're trying to watch The Magic Flute!"
I could read any of it till I got my opera glasses out.
ReplyDeleteDr. Frasier Crane:
Delete"Roz, listen, I'm going to the opera tonight. You didn't happen to remember to bring my..."
Roz Doyle:
"Oh, your opera glasses! I'm so sorry, they completely slipped my mind."
Dr. Frasier Crane:
"I wouldn't really mind, if you hadn't borrowed them just to ogle that bodybuilder that moved in across the street."
Roz Doyle:
"Hey, I've just looked once or twice. It's not like I copied his name off his mailbox, so I could look up his number and call him while he was in the shower, so I could watch him cross the room naked to answer the phone in front of the picture window. That would be wrong."
Dr. Frasier Crane:
"Look, I want them back. I refuse to squint through Pagliacci while you're trying to watch The Magic Flute!"
Jx
Nice euphemism!
ReplyDeleteIt's most appropriate. Jx
DeleteHa!! I wonder if that works in all fonts? Bold on white is always going to be read first though, isn't it?
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I hadn't thought about whether it's the backgrounds or the font - all I know is that it works. Every time. Jx
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