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Boy, I haven't had an old dick in ages.
But do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool? Jx
more like loose nuts. I hate when I accidently sit on them.
That's where your edible undergarments come in handy. Jx
You’re overdue then. Old dick is delicious... and I understand it’s still very easy to find.
Too easy sometimes. Jx
I wonder if that last image is toe jam ... or the entire foot.
Mmmm, delicious. Jx
I can just see heart surgeons reaching for their scalpels! They really did get away with some balderdash in the advertising game! "Edible undergarments" Ewweeew!
Depends who's in them I suppose - if it were Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Ewan McGregor or Tom Daley, my appetite would be whetted... Jx
"Grind like a bitch with rabies" - Crikey! Perhaps some WD 40 or a stick of butter might smooth the action?
WD40 pâté? I suppose there might be a market for it somewhere... Jx
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Boy, I haven't had an old dick in ages.
ReplyDeleteBut do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool? Jx
Deletemore like loose nuts. I hate when I accidently sit on them.
DeleteThat's where your edible undergarments come in handy. Jx
DeleteYou’re overdue then. Old dick is delicious... and I understand it’s still very easy to find.
DeleteToo easy sometimes. Jx
DeleteI wonder if that last image is toe jam ... or the entire foot.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, delicious. Jx
DeleteI can just see heart surgeons reaching for their scalpels! They really did get away with some balderdash in the advertising game! "Edible undergarments" Ewweeew!
ReplyDeleteDepends who's in them I suppose - if it were Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Ewan McGregor or Tom Daley, my appetite would be whetted... Jx
Delete"Grind like a bitch with rabies" - Crikey! Perhaps some WD 40 or a stick of butter might smooth the action?
ReplyDeleteWD40 pâté? I suppose there might be a market for it somewhere... Jx
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