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I've always been very addicted to Trix... sexual variety.. as long as they don't have dish pan hands.
And all their own hair? Jx
I love how the TRIX ad starts off: “Kids are like people...” Funny, I thought kids WERE people. My mother took Midol. Is that why I’m gay? Excuse me while I chug a bottle of Buchanan’s … for medicinal purposes. It’s absolutely pure.
THAT kid's an alien, I'm sure. Now, let's all have a gay Midol-Whiskey Cocktail, shall we? Jx
Well crap. It was the Midol? (I see to recognize one of those ads, dear...XO)
I sure hope you didn't buy your Midol in that tin? You can't be that old. Did they have those wind up phones on the wall before you placed a call?
Midol also appears to make Betty wear a strange poodle hairdo and pearls. Hate to think that affected you... 🤣 Jx
Oh those Trix jelly colourings. There must be so many chemicals in that sh;t both the mother and daughter has turned Day-Glow .
I shudder to think what's in that stuff - it looks like fish-food! Jx
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I've always been very addicted to Trix... sexual variety.. as long as they don't have dish pan hands.
ReplyDeleteAnd all their own hair? Jx
DeleteI love how the TRIX ad starts off: “Kids are like people...” Funny, I thought kids WERE people. My mother took Midol. Is that why I’m gay? Excuse me while I chug a bottle of Buchanan’s … for medicinal purposes. It’s absolutely pure.
ReplyDeleteTHAT kid's an alien, I'm sure. Now, let's all have a gay Midol-Whiskey Cocktail, shall we? Jx
DeleteWell crap. It was the Midol? (I see to recognize one of those ads, dear...XO)
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you didn't buy your Midol in that tin? You can't be that old. Did they have those wind up phones on the wall before you placed a call?
DeleteMidol also appears to make Betty wear a strange poodle hairdo and pearls. Hate to think that affected you... 🤣 Jx
DeleteOh those Trix jelly colourings. There must be so many chemicals in that sh;t both the mother and daughter has turned Day-Glow .
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think what's in that stuff - it looks like fish-food! Jx
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