Saturday, 7 September 2013

You're so sheer you're so chic



Getting excited about tonight's Proms in the Park celebration - and the rain looks likely to hold off! Whew...

As a little taster of our headline act, Mr Bryan Ferry, I thought I would post one of his finest moments - Virginia Plain!


Make me a deal and make it straight
All signed and sealed, I'll take it
To Robert E. Lee I'll show it
I hope and pray he don't blow it 'cause
We've been around a long time just try try try tryin' to
Make the big time

Take me on a roller coaster
Take me for an airplane ride
Take me for a six day wonder but don't you
Don't you throw my pride aside besides
What's real and make believe
Baby Jane's in Acapulco We are flyin' down to Rio
Throw me a line I'm sinking fast
Clutching at straws can't make it
Havana sound we're trying hard edge the hipster jiving
Last picture shows down the drive-in
You're so sheer you're so chic
Teenage rebel of the week
Flavours of the mountain streamline
Midnight blue casino floors
Dance the cha-cha through till sunrise
Open up exclusive doors; oh wow!

Just like flamingos look the same
So me and you, just we two got to search for something new
Far beyond the pale horizon
Some place near the desert strand
Where my Studebaker takes me
That's where I'll make my stand but wait
Can't you see that Holzer mane?
What's her name? Virginia Plain.


Marvellous! Although I'm not expecting the outrageous costumes - nor Brian Eno - to be in evidence tonight.

Friday, 6 September 2013

With the greatest respect...



A handy guide to understanding what the British really mean when we are being polite...

WHAT THE BRITISH SAY WHAT THE BRITISH MEAN WHAT FOREIGNERS UNDERSTAND
I hear what you say I disagree and do not want to discuss it further He accepts my point of view
With the greatest respect You are an idiot He is listening to me
That’s not bad That’s good That’s poor
That is a very brave proposal You are insane He thinks I have courage
Quite good A bit disappointing Quite good
I would suggest Do it or be prepared to justify yourself Think about the idea, but do what you like
Oh, incidentally/ by the way The primary purpose of our discussion is That is not very important
I was a bit disappointed that I am annoyed that It doesn’t really matter
Very interesting That is clearly nonsense They are impressed
I’ll bear it in mind I’ve forgotten it already They will probably do it
I’m sure it’s my fault It’s your fault Why do they think it was their fault?
You must come for dinner It’s not an invitation, I’m just being polite I will get an invitation soon
I almost agree I don’t agree at all He’s not far from agreement
I only have a few minor comments Please rewrite completely He has found a few typos
Could we consider some other options I don’t like your idea They have not yet decided

Read more in The Telegraph

Share the spice of life



It's the weekend at last! Unfortunately, our hope to bask in the glorious summery weather that was gripping the country till yesterday has been rudely interrupted by a wet cold front from France...

Zut alors!

Fingers crossed it peters out before tomorrow's Proms in the Park celebrations. We will, after all, be spending seven hours in Hyde Park, and the last thing we want is rain. It might - just might - take the edge off a festival with such a varied line-up as tenor Joseph Calleja, the (rumoured to appear) boy-band Blue, violinist Nigel Kennedy, Dame Edna Everage and... Bryan Ferry! [Whatever the weather, somehow I think we'll enjoy it. We've packed cagoules among the Union Jacks.]

Back to the job in hand - to get ourselves into the party mood, what better than a bit of mid-70s discospectacular extravagance, courtesy of the wondrous Earth, Wind and Fire, and their typically subtle and understated video for Let's Groove?

Thank Disco It's Friday!!!


Have a great weekend, dear reader.

Earth, Wind and Fire official website.

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Thought for the day



...what would you do?

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Ra-Ra-Ras-Putin!



On a gorgeous sunny evening yesterday, Paul, little Tony, Jim and I joined hundreds of people opposite 10 Downing Street in Whitehall for what was a truly global event - the protest against Russia's anti-LGBT legislation ahead of the G20 summit in St Petersburg on 5th and 6th September.

Officially titled Speak Out for Russia, identical demonstrations were coordinated across the world, in cities as far-flung as Stockholm, Budapest, Madrid, Vancouver, Mexico City, Reykjavik, Los Angeles, Buenos Aires, Sydney and many more, with the aim of persuading world leaders to challenge Vladimir Putin's increasingly right-wing agenda.

We chanted, we clapped, we admired the many and various banners and slogans - "To Russia With Love", "Love Russia; Hate Homophobia", "We Ain't Putin Up With This", "Love Always Wins" - and we cheered the speakers who addressed the throng.



Among these were out-gay MP Chris Bryant (who criticised the Russian government as "immoral" for not condemning violence against its own gay people, especially as it is a signatory of the European Declaration on Human Rights).




Also supporting the protest, we were overjoyed at the appearance of "national treasure", radio and TV star (and alter-ego of Miss Lily Savage) Paul O'Grady!



Of course our hero Peter Tatchell - praised by all concerned as "the man who has done more for human rights in the past several decades than anyone" - was central to the event, and spoke of his pride to be part of such a massive show of support.

As he reminded the crowd:
"This June, president Putin signed legislation that effectively bans positive debate or portrayal of LGBT people and relationships.

"Putin’s regime has banned all protests in the city of Sochi in the run up to the Winter Olympics. It has also banned the hosting of a Gay Pride House at the Sochi Games.

"Gay athletes and spectators attending the Winter Olympics held in Sochi in 2014 could potentially face fines or jail sentences for affirming their support for LGBT equality.

"There can be no normal sporting relations with an abnormal authoritarian regime like Putin's Russia. The attack on the LGBT community is one fragment of a much wider attack on human rights in Russia. It is important to encourage an alliance between LGBT and straight Russians to defend freedom of expression for all the people of Russia.

"LGBT people need allies to win and all Russians who love democracy and human rights deserve our support."

In response to the growing world protests, David Cameron is reportedly going to challenge Vladimir Putin on Russia’s anti-gay laws at the G8 summit. Mr Tatchell was pleased at the news:
"This is a welcome commitment by David Cameron showing he’s listened to our concerns.

"We hope that other G20 world leaders will also challenge Putin over Russia’s anti-gay law.

"Today’s protest goes ahead to send the signal to Russian LGBT people that we stand with them in solidarity.

"We also want to let Putin to know that London deplores his government’s homophobia and demands the repeal of anti-gay legislation."
We all deplore it. I was proud to be there to add my voice.

Let's hope the mass protests and political pressure will lead to some glimmer of change...




And an appropriate song to end with, courtesy of Mr Matt Munro:


AllOut, one of the organisations that co-ordinated the global protests.

Peter Tatchell Foundation

Foreign Secretary William Hague has spoken out against anti-gay laws in Russia today.

Monday, 2 September 2013

Jacobs, collected



They're dropping like flies...

RIP David Jacobs, broadcaster, stalwart of the BBC for eight decades (he began broadcasting on BBC Forces Radio during WWII) and the voice of one of Dolores Delargo Towers' favourite Radio 2 shows - The David Jacobs Collection - for many, many years.

A huge loss.

Read my tribute to Mr Jacobs on the occasion of his retirement from his much loved Sunday night radio show back in July 2013.

When the things you've planned need a helping hand



Still creaking with this frozen shoulder, I greet another week with a groan. I hope either a) the drugs finally shift it soon, or b) the doctor can recommend a good physio... Hey ho.

To lighten the day somewhat, here's a genuine Tacky Music Monday treat - courtesy of our eternal favourite Patron Saint Miss Mitzi Gaynor - who blows out 82 candles on her cake on Wednesday!


Not for just an hour,
Not for just a day,
Not for just a year,
But always.


I am certain that Irving Berlin never envisioned his ultimate torch song would receive this kind of treatment.

Trust Mitzi!

Have a great week, peeps.