
Oh, dear - it appears that my cryptic "out-of-office" message on Thursday caused consternation and concern amongst my viewing public (tee-hee!).
In summary: Mother was supposed to have a cataract op back in August [and I went down to stay in an apartment just around the corner from her house in Portsmouth in case she needed some help and support afterwards]. To her annoyance, they couldn't complete the job back then, and it was rescheduled to this week - thus I ended up back down there again. Thankfully, the op went ahead this time - so hopefully once the soreness goes down, she will notice a difference.
My message was merely a quick "holding page", as I knew that I would be on my work laptop both days and tending to Her Ladyship in between dealing with work stuff, so it was not going to be feasible to post to Blogger.
I had in the back of my mind that I might "play catch-up" on my return to London yesterday, but no! Some selfish bastard decided to throw him/herself onto the rails just outside Wimbledon - one of the busiest spots on the South Western network, where all the lines from Hampshire, Surrey and the West Country converge on their way into London Waterloo - and all trains had to be taken out of service. At Woking. The middle of fucking nowhere.
The station was absolutely heaving, as several full trainloads of disgruntled passengers were crowded on to the platforms. I got out for a fag (of course), and started weighing up the options. I could have gone into the - ahem - metropolis of Woking, found a pub and waited it out. That did not seem like a good idea. I could have stood outside in the rain waiting for information. Nope. I could have got a taxi to London, but I'm not that rich! Then I spotted that there was a coach connection from out the back of the station to Heathrow Airport, and the Piccadilly Line runs from there all the way home to Wood Green - so, understandably I took that option!
Having left Portsmouth Harbour station at 2.15pm, I finally arrived home at 7 o'clock... Oh, what larks.
Sigh.
Meanwhile...
We are in absolute mourning here at Dolores Delargo Towers, as one of our favourite actresses and Patron Saint Dame Patricia Routledge has departed for Fabulon, to knock some sense into the place, no doubt, at the venerable age of 96.
I have paid homage to the great lady many times - not least here, here and here [and we went to see her in conversation back in 2011] - and needless to say, the tributes are pouring in across the media, from friends, co-stars and from the numerous organisations of which she was a patron and supporter.
Most people have focussed in on her long and lauded theatrical career, her readings for Alan Bennett's Talking Heads, and the TV roles for which she was (understandably) most recognised, "Hyacinth Bucket" in Keeping Up Appearances and the eponymous Hetty Wainthropp Investigates - however, it was for one particular character on Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV that we first fell in love with her:
And, then there's this - possibly the last time we ever saw her on our screens:
How very appropriate.
RIP, Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge (17th February 1929 – 3rd October 2025)




What an ordeal!!!!! Your better then I. When in the same travel predicaments I find myself in a pub, you know, to calm my nerves. Of course. I bet you had a nice size beverage upon getting home?
ReplyDeleteAnd sad day to say the least. I think about all my Brit favorites are all but gone, but a few. A commenter said on my blog today I started the week with Joanna Lumley, and it ended with the passing of the Dame.
I sank a gallon of cider when I got home, I can tell you! I was tempted to just go and find a pub in Woking to get out of the rain and tide me along, but a) there wasn't even one in sight of the station (what kind of shithole is this?!), and b) I figured that there was no likelihood of any movement on the railways for hours yet, and with all those people all trying to get on trains at the same time (if they ever did get them back running) it would be a nightmare. I think I made the right choice.
DeleteOf our "Great British Icons" (female) who are still around, well - (among others) there's Dame Judi Dench, Dame Joan Collins, Dame Shirley Bassey, Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Julie Walters, French and Saunders, Tilda Swinton, Petula Clark, Frances Barber, Olivia Colman, Dame Imelda Staunton, Dame Emma Thompson - and of course Dame Julie Andrews and Dame Joanna Lumley! Long may they reign...
Jx
I hope your mother continues to do well. I just read that the tragic person died on the tracks. How awful. I couldn’t afford the taxi to London either, but that’s what I would have done anyway. If I drank, the choice would have been a pub. I have no idea why Woking is so familiar to me (just the name of the town, nothing else). Could it be simply because that’s where Sean Lock was from?
ReplyDeleteIf a person is determined to top themselves, why the fuck choose to throw themselves onto mainline train tracks - thus disrupting the lives of thousands upon thousands of people? Just selfish. Sorry.
DeleteWoking - backwoods hole that it is - does have a few "claims to fame". The Royal Horticultural Society (RHS) flagship Wisley Gardens is on its outskirts. It has the UK's first purpose built mosque (1889). HG Wells lived in the town, and much of The War of the Worlds was set there (and there is a Martian Tripod statue in the town centre). McLaren sports cars are made there. Apart from that, it's just another London commuter town with some old historical buildings, like so many in the Home Counties.
Douglas Adams defined Woking in his spoof dictionary The Meaning of Liff as: "Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for".
Jx
Keeping Up Appearances has alway been one of my all time favorite shows. And even here in San Francisco . . . we love Mrs. Bucket ❤️
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased to hear that such a stalwart of typically British TV can be adored as much halfway across the world! She'll be sorely missed, and there'll never be anyone quite like her again... Jx
DeleteI had a similar cock-up, going down to Wiltshire a few years ago. Forget which station, but Virgin (Virgin had long since bought up the line) put on taxis for those of us going to Urchfont. One woman insisted she had to sit in the front as she got car-sick. The taxi driver wasn't very happy and had harsh words for the person who died on the tracks.
ReplyDeleteUnderstandably, I had to look up Urchfont. Christ! That really is the middle of nowhere. Why on earth were you going there? And do trains actually run anywhere near there? Jx
DeleteAhhh...Urchfont is where a blogger (now no longer with us) lived.
DeletePoor them. Jx
DeleteUn cadeau pour le scène et la télévision.
ReplyDeleteBouquet, pas Bucket ! On en rit toujours :)
Tant d’étoiles s’éteignent, nous vieillisons tous.
* d’Anjou
"Stars go out", indeed. Mind you, she was 96, so she outlived a lot of 'em! Jx
DeleteDame Patricia Routledge was amazingly talented. I don't think that there was anything she couldn't do and do well
ReplyDeleteA sad loss
She was indeed much more than just "Hyacinth" - she was in a leading role on Broadway in 1968 (Darling of the Day opposite Vincent Price), and won a Tony for it; she played in Restoration comedies, operetta, Dickens, Shakespeare, "stand-up" revues, and was acclaimed for her "Lady Bracknell" - and she even had a part in Coronation Street in its early days! Such a loss. Jx
DeleteI wonder who'll get her 'solid silver self-cleaning sauce separator'.
ReplyDelete...or her showerproof in tangerine poplin, or that mauve pedestal mat? Jx
DeleteWhat a downer to begin the weekend - both your public transportation woes, and the terrible news about Dame Patricia Routledge. However, I laughed so loud throughout the Kitty clip that I "blew the froth off the top of a Horlicks two tables away"!
ReplyDeleteP. S. I hope your mum's recovering nicely.
Kitty never failed to make me laugh uncontrollably - Victoria Wood's writing with Patricia Routledge's delivery was a perfect combination! Made up for that journey... Jx
Delete"Kitty" was a classic.
ReplyDeleteGround-breaking. Jx
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