Mother, would you truly appreciate the mop bucket? That facial form is scary and I’m sure it sold like hot cakes. I say let’s fly to Catalina and test out what they say about nylon.
I can just imagine what my mother would say if I got her a mop bucket for her birthday... WTF is that "facial form" device all about? Scary, indeed. It looks like she's hanging a tin of baked beans from her neck!
I'd fly to Catalina wearing Nylon knickers, but I fear that being sat on vinyl seating might well cause a catastrophic spark 😍. Jx
Mother, would you truly appreciate the mop bucket? That facial form is scary and I’m sure it sold like hot cakes. I say let’s fly to Catalina and test out what they say about nylon.
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine what my mother would say if I got her a mop bucket for her birthday... WTF is that "facial form" device all about? Scary, indeed. It looks like she's hanging a tin of baked beans from her neck!
DeleteI'd fly to Catalina wearing Nylon knickers, but I fear that being sat on vinyl seating might well cause a catastrophic spark 😍. Jx
Nylon knickers! Shudder...
ReplyDeleteSparks! Jx
DeleteIt's a F@cking Mop Bucket. For F@ck Sake !!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut... it CAN'T SCRATCH, CAN'T TIP OVER or LEAVE HEAT MARKS. And it's built to LAST A LIFETIME! Jx
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