Pope Francis of Rome will have no role in checking vehicles entering and leaving Northern Ireland, Theresa May has assured the DUP.The Daily Mash
The prime minister believes the strongest selling point of her ramshackle Brexit deal to weird religious unionists is the lack of involvement by the papal Antichrist.
Speaking in Belfast, May said: “If the Pope wants to carry out phytosanitary checks on a truckload of refrigerated beef passing through Crossmaglen, that will not be allowed.
“Let me be clear – the Roman Catholic Church will have no say in border arrangements. Heavily armed cardinals from the Vatican setting up checkpoints is off the table.”
DUP leader Arlene Foster said: “Obviously we welcome a Brexit free of Popery. However there is still the small matter of our many annoying, contradictory demands.
“We’ve just thought of a new one. Any milk, cheese or butter from the mainland or the Republic must not come from gay cows. Sort that or the deal’s off.
“Also for some reason the British government must pay us £455 million for this.”
Of course.
And here's an appropriate little amuse-bouche...
After living with the Great Cheeto as our president, it is something of a comfort to see other politicians acting like incompetent boobs. Not anywhere near the level of Cheeto, but still.
ReplyDeleteNothing comes close to the impressive idiocy of The Orange One. Jx
DeleteI can't watch any more of the Brexit show. I'm done.
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It's just so boring. Roll on the end of March. I don't care if it's "good deal", "no deal", "written on the back of an envelope deal" - just let's get this whole shitstorm over with! Jx
Delete£455 million to get F'#cked by Brussels !
ReplyDeleteAnd the alternative is being f'#cked by Arlene. Jx
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