Thursday, 13 May 2021

A word from our sponsors

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  1. Put me down for a tin of that X-Ray stove polish! I can't tell you how many ovens I've inadvertantly blown up by using non-exploding polish.

    Also, as soon as I clapped eyes on the electric girdle, I thought: Janet! Doctor Scott! Janet!! Brad!! Rocky!

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    1. That exploding polish almost blew out my R2-D2 enema! And yes, there can only ever be one "Doctor Scott" nowadays... Jx

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  2. Oh, you found some gems. That last one... those were trading stickers/cards, right? Like Garbage Can Kids? Only with products. I remember them. Love R2D2 Enema. And play it cool... does it come with the eye patch, or is it sold separately? Kizzes.

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    1. I think the "sporty eye-patch" is an essential part of that look...

      As for trading cards, no idea. I don't remember anything like that in the UK that didn't involve football teams or cars or the sort of thing that the "laddish" boys were into. Not me. Jx

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  3. gawd, what a motley collection of stuff! the "play it cool" guy should be real instead of a drawing though.

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    1. Imagine the poor sap that would have to dress like that and pretend it was "cool". Mind you, I do remember the dreadful 1970s mail-order catalogue models... Jx

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  4. The man and woman made of cork is going to give me strange nightmares although I do agree food is more fun with wine. Is George Lucas aware of R2-D2's other profession, I wonder? I've never worried about my stove polish exploding.

    The "Play It Cool" guy looks like Patrick McGoohan of the tv show The Prisoner. The show was well before my time, but I watch quite a wide variety of things.

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    1. Start drinking wine too early, and you can forget about the food :-)

      Patrick McGoohan in tighty-whiteys and matching eyepatch is not a particularly enticing prospect, tbh...

      Jx

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  5. Damn it now I want an eyepatch - the advert probably had much the same effect on Madonna.
    Sx

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    1. It would make you look like you had conjunctivitis. Jx

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