It's the only way, sometimes.
It may be a Bank Holiday - as I said before, our last now until Xmas; typically, it's grey and miserable weather - but I haven't forgotten it's also a Tacky Music Monday!
Returning to the bizarre world of Dutch pop, it really doesn't get much tackier than this:
What. The. Fuck?
Have a good week, dear reader...
["De liefde van de man gaat door de maag" = "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" in Dutch.]
She's going in with a bread knife and then she'll make a hearty stew with his heart? They are an odd lot in Holland, the men folk wear red trousers.
ReplyDelete...and the 1970s "porn-star 'tache" is still inexplicably popular. On the men, too. Jx
DeleteThanks Jon, it’s now a certainty that I will see nothing weirder all day! Enjoy the dreary holiday! xoN
ReplyDeleteThe Dutch do specialise in the completely bewildering, bless 'em.
Delete"Dreary" is the best description for the weather at the moment, and indeed, for weeks and weeks now. Dammit. Jx
Talk about commitment to a bit! Give that lady a golden carrot. As for that first graphic... everyone looks more attractive when I've been drinking.
ReplyDeleteShe certainly put a lot of effort into it. Quite why is another matter.
DeleteAh yes, "beer goggles"... Jx
... and then she got on her giant artichoke stem and flew off to meet all the other vegetarian witches.
ReplyDeleteAnd, no. I don't know her.
I prefer the non-vegetarian kind - you know...
Delete"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing"
...and all that. You probably know them. Jx
Just a little something to keep the vampires away....
ReplyDeleteGarlic jewellery. Quite "the thing" in Transylvania. Jx
DeleteErm....?!
ReplyDeleteSx
Quite. Jx
DeleteGawd Bless the Dutch !
ReplyDeleteWe must request it next time we're at the Sunday sing-a-long at Cafe 't Mantdje! Jx
DeleteIt is a must !
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