One of these is real? Get out! I think they are all marvy. You always get me with these. I'm thinking you're about to tell us all about the latest movie you've screened, so I study the poster... I really tried to make heads and tails out of that Kiera Knightly one. They all made me giggle. Is Bone Alone an actual porno? That would be my guess. Thanks for sharing these, love. Kizzes.
"Bone Alone" is just one of myriad "punningly-titled" pornos - personal faves include "Shaving Ryan's Privates", "Bareback Mountain" and "White Men Can Hump". I haven't found posters for those. Jx
These are hilarious. I definitely would give Pride and Predator a try. He might be good at other thing but with that mouth, oral sex is out of the question and probably kissing. Hmm, that's A LOT to make up for. This romance is doomed.
Bone Alone and it's not a soft porn parody of Home Alone as the above DVD cover suggests, it's about talking dogs.
ReplyDeleteI'm bitterly bitterly disappointed.
There may be more than one film with that title...
Deletehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt7167372/
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I thought that was Grace Jones at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteThe hat does go with the mask!
It is the sort of thing Grace Jones might wear. Jx
DeleteI would DEFINITELY watch Bridget Jones and the Temple of Doom!
ReplyDeleteRenée Zellweger attempting to crack a bullwhip would be a sight... Jx
DeleteOne of these is real? Get out! I think they are all marvy. You always get me with these. I'm thinking you're about to tell us all about the latest movie you've screened, so I study the poster... I really tried to make heads and tails out of that Kiera Knightly one. They all made me giggle. Is Bone Alone an actual porno? That would be my guess. Thanks for sharing these, love. Kizzes.
ReplyDelete"Bone Alone" is just one of myriad "punningly-titled" pornos - personal faves include "Shaving Ryan's Privates", "Bareback Mountain" and "White Men Can Hump". I haven't found posters for those. Jx
DeleteThese are hilarious. I definitely would give Pride and Predator a try. He might be good at other thing but with that mouth, oral sex is out of the question and probably kissing. Hmm, that's A LOT to make up for. This romance is doomed.
ReplyDeleteKeira seems happy. Then again she has only one facial expression. Jx
DeleteThere is a zombie version of Pride and Prejudice - I tried to watch it once and fell asleep.
ReplyDeleteNice to see that Hugh Grant can rock a blonde wig.
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I heard about that, and decided to pretend it never existed.
DeleteHugh Grant looks a bit like Britney Spears in that poster, methinks. Jx