For a hot second I thought that was Miriam Margolis. A shame it's not. Of course, she would wield that shotgun with a lot more flare! And while I understand your attitude and execution thereof, I am loving the holidays. Can't wait. Every day is a sugar plum for this fairy! Kizzes.
I do not like this commercial Christmas crap. But, should you run out of Christmas-themed wrapping paper just get some Happy Birthday stuff and a big fat marker pen and add "Jesus." Job done!
Just been at the pool with my kids and they were playing a Christmas song by someone you really *don't* admit listening to these days.
ReplyDeleteThey must have have the same "now that's what I call Christmas!" CD since at least 1998
Xmas songs have been horrible for many, many decades before 1998. Jx
DeleteOh it's not the quality of the song...
DeleteAlthough if the artist in question had written better songs he could probably have done whatever he liked and people would still listen to him
For a hot second I thought that was Miriam Margolis. A shame it's not. Of course, she would wield that shotgun with a lot more flare! And while I understand your attitude and execution thereof, I am loving the holidays. Can't wait. Every day is a sugar plum for this fairy! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteHope you're enjoying your stint atop that Xmas tree - it must chafe! Jx
DeleteI do not like this commercial Christmas crap. But, should you run out of Christmas-themed wrapping paper just get some Happy Birthday stuff and a big fat marker pen and add "Jesus." Job done!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the "Top Tips" in Viz, like these:
DeleteSave money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".
Make your child a "Little Mermaid" action figure by simply gluing the top half of Barbie to a mackerel fillet.
Make your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.
Save money on expensive glitter by simply wrapping individual grains of salt in tin foil.
Jx
I am one with you against all this chrismuss muck. It cannot get over too soon.
ReplyDeleteIt's all a load of hoo-hah, false jollity and gatherings of "amateur drinkers". Roll on New Year! Jx
DeleteIf I was Mary Christmas then I'd shoot my husband for buggering off on the most stressful day of the year, too!
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Mary Christmas? I think I may have met one or two of them... Jx
DeleteWell I'm still enjoying listening to Mr Postman in your next post - sometimes time travel has it's benefits!
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Are you angling to become the next Doctor Who, Ms Scarlet? Jx
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