Tuesday, 9 April 2024

Of knobs, Marc Almond and alpacas

It's another snippets post, dear reader...

  • Sad news for S&M queens: The gay artist Rex has departed for the great Mineshaft in the sky. He leaves a legacy of (mainly kinky) erotic drawings behind to rival that of Tom of Finland...
  • More knob news: On 14th July at Chilfrome, Dorset, locals and visitors alike will descend upon the town to try their hand at knob-related activities. These include knob painting, knob and spoon races, knob darts and pyramids, and guess the weight of the massive knob. Organising committee member Ian Gregory said: "We are not doing knob eating this year, we don’t want people choking on a knob." Dorset Knob Festival returns!
  • Soap news: Neighbours favourite, the long-serving stalwart "Harold Bishop" (Ian Smith) is due to return to the Aussie-soap-that-will-not-die [where Kylie Minogue, Margot Robbie, Russell Crowe, Natalie Imbruglia, Delta Goodrem, Jason Donovan, the Hemsworth brothers (Liam and Chris), and Guy Pearce all started their careers] this year, at the age of 85! He made his first appearance in the show in 1987, and last appeared as a regular character fifteen years ago.
  • And, finally: An escaped herd of alpacas caused havoc when they wandered onto onto a busy dual carriageway in Cambridgeshire.

The weather? Shit again.


Closing headline - Soft Cell's last ever hit single from the aforementioned This Last Night in Sodom:

16 comments:

  1. Knobs. Thanks for the link. I was at a loss. Oh, those English alpacas on dual carriageways. Always a problem.

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    1. I think we'd all enjoy guessing the weight of the massive knob! Better than rampaging alpacas, any day. Jx

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  2. Love Mr. Almond. One of a kind. I did a SundayDiva piece on him not too long ago. He's really had a varied career. And REX! Iconic stuff. Thanks for sharing. Kizzes.

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    1. Marc Almond is one of the very best of all performers. A true survivor and, of course, one of our Patron Saints! I/we have been to see him many, many times over the years - the first time way back in 1984... Jx

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  3. I think we've ALL choked on a knob.

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    1. I would have won the knob eating contest! Shame they've cancelled it. Jx

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  4. I used to like the artwork of Michael Kirwan. I was disappointed to learn that knobs are a type of biscuit, ideal for dunking.

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    1. Michael Kirwan could certainly draw knobs, but not faces... It is a great disappointment to think that the massive knob at the show is actually related to a Digestive. Jx

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  5. Is that picture meant to look like two David Tennants snogging because it massively does.

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  6. Wait.....there is knobs to be had??????

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  7. I'm confused, sweetpea! Knobs are a digestive? I thought you were talking about a door handle contest! *j/k* My miond went immediately to, well you know. (I watch a lot of Brit TV) xoxo

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