When a mechanic who looks like that turns up, what else is there to do? Although, I'm sure that not all of us would need to read the instruction book while doing it...
Sweet Mary Jane! You do find some crackers! But wait! The Bottomatic available at...W H Smith? Buy one of those at an airport and see if that let you board!
I am so overwhelmed by how much is going on in this post that I actually don't know where to start. I'm probably going to give off choo-choo sounds in a minute... Sx
A good thing Anne Marie and don't dine at Dicks Deli.....Id never get her out.
ReplyDeleteThe bottomomatic looks interesting. Was this Roncos way of introducing the modern day colonoscopy?
"Buttock comfort at the flick of a switch" - if only all medical procedures were thus...
DeleteGotta go - I'm off to see what Cock Tugs has to offer. Jx
When a mechanic who looks like that turns up, what else is there to do? Although, I'm sure that not all of us would need to read the instruction book while doing it...
ReplyDeleteIt's like riding a... bike. It may be a bit rusty, but after a while you get used to it. Jx
DeleteStuffed. Can't eat another bite.
ReplyDeleteStamina not what it used to be, eh? Jx
Deletethe car ad; I don't know how two guys fucking would fix a car, but...
ReplyDeleteSomething to do with crankshafts, piston pumps and head gaskets?
DeleteYou'll need to read "Popular Science Monthly" to find out... Jx
Sweet Mary Jane! You do find some crackers!
ReplyDeleteBut wait! The Bottomatic available at...W H Smith? Buy one of those at an airport and see if that let you board!
I'm sure the trolly-dolly boys would be queuing to use it! Jx
DeleteI am so overwhelmed by how much is going on in this post that I actually don't know where to start. I'm probably going to give off choo-choo sounds in a minute...
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Have a sausage and a Schlitz. Make you feel better! Jx
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