Wednesday 19 January 2022

It's about cookery, apparently

Meet Peruvian model and "chef" Franco Noriega...

[Thanks, John-John!]

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  1. Franco Noriega vs Jamie Oliver? ... I know who I'd watch!

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    1. One has a fat tongue, the other has a fat... Jx

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  2. At the end of the video I clicked on the recommended video entitled Big Fat Cock and Balls, that eventually led me to Big Booty Fem Top Scat McMuffin, put me right off my chia pudding I can tell you.

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    1. You know what teacher told you - NEVER click on the links on a porn site. That way madness (or coprophilia) lies! Where do you think Mistress MJ gets all her stuff from? Jx

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    2. You know, as soon as he mentioned chia, I immediately thought of Mitzi's upright spike of purple (and her pudding)...

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    3. I'd rather like to see Mr Noriega's upright purple spike! Jx

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  3. I wouldn't mind seeing his cockery talent either.

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    1. Take one large slab of meat, marinade until it's firm to the touch... Jx

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    2. There speaks a true Delia Smith!

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  4. He could have been chucking severed human fingers in that blender fr all the attention I was paying it. I had to click on the "Click here to see full video" link because the graphic for it was obscuring most of Franco's big, fat charm and immediately the same ads you get on Pornhub sprang up. If you'll excuse me, I have to go google "Franco Noriega, nude" now.

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    1. Do let me know if you find something even juicier... Jx

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  5. I'm getting old..wasn't Noriega a Panamanian dictator? And didn't the US Pres. order EXTREMELY LOUD heavy metal music outside his window? Or am I getting ga-ga old?

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    1. Distant cousins, fifteen times removed? You really wouldn't want to see the other one in his underpants. Jx

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