OH! The horror!
After a lovely two-week break from it all - yet with so much going on - I could do with another week off. But no! The grim world of work beckons...
Let's cheer things up a tad, shall we, with this "classic" tribute to Christina Aguilera from the "noughties" sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps:
I've always had a pair of massive tits
You can see them from Northwich
But out in the town with mates
Men never want me prostrate
They go for Donna and Louise
I'm not a minger, it's plain to see
And I'm not built like Lisa Riley
And I'd have any boy
With a dick like a saveloy
You'd fancy Donna and Louise
Maybe he's out there in town tonight
The voice in my head tells me, "Is he shite?"
I need a boyfriend
Not sloppy seconds
They all want Donna and Louise
They fancy Donna and Louise
Leo, Libra and Pisces
Black or white or Mongolese
I'm not fussed about herpes
Just don't come near me with knob cheese
No, no, no
Don't come near me with knob cheese
Words to live by.
Have a good week, dear reader. I won't.
A perfect start to a short week and a Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteI thought it worked - with my current mood, I need cheering up... Jx
DeleteLove that, and will be singing bits all week!
ReplyDeleteI think the final refrain would be a great one to sing just as you enter a gay bar. Jx
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