By the time you see this, dear reader, we'll be winging our way to sultry Seville; first stop on our little excursion around the Andalusian province...
Here's a little variation on our usual theme of Vamos a la Playa to keep you entertained:
"Normal" service will be resumed sometime after our return on 25th...
¡Adiós y buen viaje, querida! ¡Tráeme un torero!
ReplyDelete¡Nos lo pasamos fabuloso, ¡gracias!
DeleteDesafortunadamente no hay toreros... Jx
I am providing an abnormal service in your absence.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time!
Sx
Just skimmed my inbox, and spotted all the notifications! Wow, I am impressed - I plan to wade through your sterling efforts today, now I have had coffee and several fags 😍 Jx
DeleteAs usual, bon voyage
ReplyDeleteIt was very bon, indeed! Jx
DeleteHow many matador's are one allowed to bring back on the flight? And do they count as carry-on or hold luggage?
ReplyDelete¡Que tengas unas vacaciones fabulosas!
We had to leave ours behind. Border Control has a funny attitude to carrying excess fluids. Jx
DeleteThe last time I was at a beach (Sitges) I got molested by a Chinese woman wanting to give me a massage, she might have been small but she had a powerful grip, the maid just laid there laughing, deaf to my cries of 'stop her, stop her she's riving me' now, if it had been a man!
ReplyDeleteHope you fab time.
We avoid those massage women like the plague. Speaking of which, where exactly do they wash their hands between massaging fat chavs with spotty backs? Jx
DeleteA lovely bullock shot
ReplyDeleteIt might be, if he turned around 😄 Jx
DeleteButtock even
ReplyDelete¡Impresionante par de nalgas, por cierto! Jx
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