Dear Mr Peenee - purveyor of filth by appointment to the Blogosphere - has reminded me once again that yesterday was "International Talk Like A Pirate Day", so once again I am late to the hornpipe... [Fnaar, fnaar!]
To make up for that egregious oversight - this!
You, too can talk like a pirate - with this handy phrasebook.
Arrr!
Arrr! I should scuttle your poop deck for such an insult! A vast behind, indeed.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure yours is tiny and pert, dear. Arrr! Jx
DeletePirate walked into a beer with the ship’s wheel sticking out of his pants.
ReplyDeleteBartender: What is that ship’s wheel doing in yer pants?
Pirate: Arrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!
Boom-tish! Jx
DeleteTo borrow from you...fnaar-fnaar
ReplyDeleteIndeed! Jx
DeleteThat video is hilarious. I giggled every time he sang 'I don't like it and I'm not going to do it'. Very Kenneth Williams I thought.
ReplyDeleteI think you should play it every "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"
I thought it was inspired - splicing Ray Stevens with Captain Jack Sparrow! Jx
DeleteAvast matey, swab the poop deck and walk the plank as well as various other buccaneery sounding lingo.
ReplyDeleteYou can swab your own poop deck, sweetie! 😂 Jx
DeleteI'm in Devon. I talk like a pirate every day!
ReplyDeleteSx
Madam Arcati's from Plymouth - it's second nature to him... Jx
DeletePirates des Caraïbes gays :)
ReplyDeleteVous savez que c’est réel lorsque les hommes sont confinés sur un navire pendant des mois en mer et se saoulant au port.
Carthagène, Nassau, Petit Goâve, Port Royal et Tortuga, imaginez les scènes lorsque les pirates étaient au port. Sans parler des corsaires sanctionnés par l'État français.
-Beau Mec à Deauville
Seamen everywhere!! Jx
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