A 50th birthday book created for Jeffrey Epstein of messages from the great and good to their favourite millionaire pimp will make an ideal gift this Christmas.
The book, reproducing the famous original put together by convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, is the ideal gift for the family member obsessed with online celebrity paedophile conspiracy theories who likes something to leaf through.
Publisher Hachette said: “Whether you’re deciphering Bill Clinton’s depravity through his handwriting, poring over photos of Peter Mandelson in a bathrobe or marvelling that Donald Trump forged his exact signature, there’s hours of fun inside.
“Yes, whether childish drawings of Epstein being massaged by topless women or claims that he took an anonymous woman to sit on the throne of England, it’s more interesting than Gareth Southgate’s memoir and will last longer than a Richard Osman.
“Flip through and enjoy the vast array of celebrities paying tribute to a man who made no secret of his preference for underage women. Some of them even supplied them.”
But early reviewer Norman Steele said: “This is shit. I thought they’d all be in there: Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Prince Andrew, Tony Blair, coded messages revealing Epstein didn’t kill himself and where his gold was buried. Instead it’s all barely-known New York financiers.
“All this proves is the leader of the free world is definitely guilty of serious sex crimes. Typical Christmas cash-in.”
The Daily Mash.Of course.
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The shit is gradually hitting the fan for Trump and the pimp Epstein’s other clients.
ReplyDeleteThe orange cretin has been convicted loads of times and is still in place, and adored by an army of uneducated apes. He's like fucking Teflon. If Teflon was offensive. Jx
DeleteI just wish his arteries would clog and clog soon. I have just the loud gayest suit to wear to his funeral. Compete with plumes. It would make Liberace jealous.
ReplyDelete"Ding, dong, the witch is dead", anyone? Jx
DeleteAll these people keep hoping THIS time will be the one that shames him into admitting what a dreadful human being he is. He has no shame, he doesn't care, and his hillbilly supporters don't either.
ReplyDeleteTime and again we hope for better leaders, but all too often those hopes are dashed. The reason is that power causes people to lose the kindness and modesty that got them elected, or they never possessed those sterling qualities in the first place. In a hierarchically organised society, the Machiavellis are one step ahead. They have the ultimate secret weapon to defeat their competition. They’re shameless.
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Peter Mandelson though!!!! Wow, apparently he takes up 10 pages.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Mr Peenee.
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Mandelson was always a crooked twat. Jx
DeleteSpot on and to true to be funny.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it seems that 'the Mash' is the only sane voice in a very mad and bad world.
Agreed. Gawd bless the Mash! Jx
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