Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Claiming that he recognised the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andrew from, sources confirmed Thursday.
“Who is that guy? His face seems so familiar,” said Trump, pausing in the middle of shaking hands with various royal dignitaries to get a closer look at the disgraced Duke of York, whose name, as well as the activities they engaged in together, had been eluding him for the past couple of days.
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?”
At press time, Trump reportedly concluded that the prince, who quickly continued down the halls of Windsor Castle while avoiding all eye contact, must be Stephen Hawking.
For a change...
What a farce! If Camilla had any sense she'd have drawn out her illness so she wouldn't have had to meet the orange clod. Although...
ReplyDeleteEek! In real life, she'd have hit him with her shoe... Jx
DeleteHahahahahaha! I feel sorry for the royals when they have to hang with the felon and melanoma.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
We feel their pain... Jx
DeleteI feel so sorry for me Brit friends and pals to have had him in your fine country. I still can't believe William and Kate hosted his fat ass. I'd told him to go blow, then called Andrew and said here...he's yours to host.
ReplyDeleteThe Royals are well used to gritting their teeth and smiling in the face of some of the biggest bastards in the world. It's their job. I'm very glad it's not mine! Jx
DeleteThe Onion ?
ReplyDeleteIt looks interest and got it spot on Yankee style.
It's very hit-and-miss, but this one made me laugh! Jx
DeleteA bit late, but I'm here! And look what you've got for me!!!!You could at least have saved the Orange-utang for Hallowe'en, then we'd never notice.
ReplyDeleteThe UK's still shuddering after that visit... Jx
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