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This is how I imagine Mitzi's Christmas table to be. It's probably how she got that spider bite.Sx
But did you not see the giant beaver at the end? Surely its a clue that this is none other than The Very Mistress's Christmas table?
Remember - a beaver is for life, not just for Xmas. Jx
PS I don't think any of those snow globes was from Blackpool or Benidorm, so it's probably not Mitzi's... Jx
I could host a dinner like this because there’s no cooking involved. However, my OCD kicked in when he started TOSSING things on the table. But I need those candlesticks!
There's just not enough tossing at Xmas, in my opinion. Jx
It is actually a fun festive table ....but where is the gin glass....and i had a strong urge to shove a pinecones up Lauderdale's ads.Forgive me dear...for im hung this am. Epic hangover.
Nothing like getting a hung on the weekend... Jx
Giant beaver? I was distracted by the enormous ...erm...gentleman's delivery appendage.Oh well, get out of your tatty dressing gown and don your gay apparel and have a happy time.Cheers!
"Gay apparel"? I always have that on! Jx
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This is how I imagine Mitzi's Christmas table to be. It's probably how she got that spider bite.
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But did you not see the giant beaver at the end? Surely its a clue that this is none other than The Very Mistress's Christmas table?
DeleteRemember - a beaver is for life, not just for Xmas. Jx
DeletePS I don't think any of those snow globes was from Blackpool or Benidorm, so it's probably not Mitzi's... Jx
DeleteI could host a dinner like this because there’s no cooking involved. However, my OCD kicked in when he started TOSSING things on the table. But I need those candlesticks!
ReplyDeleteThere's just not enough tossing at Xmas, in my opinion. Jx
DeleteIt is actually a fun festive table ....but where is the gin glass....and i had a strong urge to shove a pinecones up Lauderdale's ads.
ReplyDeleteForgive me dear...for im hung this am. Epic hangover.
Nothing like getting a hung on the weekend... Jx
DeleteGiant beaver? I was distracted by the enormous ...erm...gentleman's delivery appendage.
ReplyDeleteOh well, get out of your tatty dressing gown and don your gay apparel and have a happy time.Cheers!
"Gay apparel"? I always have that on! Jx
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