Three former husbands, two giant breasts and a flashy modelling agency

Hypnotic...

It's that "pointless bit" in work just before the office closes for Xmas and New Year. There's hardly anyone in, and most people who do turn up will be just coasting; eating chocolate biscuits and pretending to have some "important photocopying to do".

It is, however, a Tacky Music Monday - and who better to inject some silliness into the situation than arch-supermodel Janice Dickinson..?

Janice Dickinson - Twelve Days Of Christmas

Ho ho ho.