Whaat??? Your birthday? Oh bugger!(ooh!missus) I should have been keeping up. Too frentetic here, dear. But I do wish your happiness.A lot of happiness.And if I lived in London, innit, I'd pop round with a bottle of something delish from the Wine Bin.
Whaat??? Your birthday? Oh bugger!(ooh!missus) I should have been keeping up. Too frentetic here, dear. But I do wish your happiness.A lot of happiness.And if I lived in London, innit, I'd pop round with a bottle of something delish from the Wine Bin.
ReplyDeleteI'll clink a virtual glass with you, Dinah! Jx
DeleteHappy Birthday!!!! It's gloriously sunny, so I hope you're doing something wonderful today!
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If only. I was in the office all day (unheard of!) - at least it's air-conditioned, and it's easy to pop out for regular fag breaks. Jx
DeleteHuh... and if you have Prime, it's free delivery! Be sure to tip the driver! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteOh... and happy birthday! Birthday boys get spanked... right? Then I'm on board. Enjoy your day, kid.
DeleteI've had a driver's tip a few times. In fact the full length. Boom-tish! Jx
Delete...but no spanking. Ever. Jx
DeleteI found one of those waiting in my bed the other night. And it's not even my birthday.
ReplyDeleteI hope it was attached to someone! Otherwise it's a dildo. Jx
DeleteA gift and a big dick? Aren't they the same thing?
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, dearie!
Indeed they are, Mistress! And in my prime I was getting gifts right, left and centre every day 😊. Jx
DeleteHappy birthday, Jon!
ReplyDeleteSo Amazon are good for something, eh? I might have to update my list too!
I'm still waiting for Tom Daley to be delivered. You may need to cancel your Prime account if he doesn't! Jx
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