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Who needs a dick lighter?My own dick has been known to jump start a party with no fire needed.
That's only because it's never inside your trousers. Jx
I could have done with one of those vinyl wipe down vests last night at the lay-by (Bishop Burton) it was like Oxford Street on a Christmas Eve there last night.
We know a song about that, don't we, children? Jx
Snap! I just had to google that the other day for someone.
You have some - ahem - adventurous friends, eh, Dinah? Jx
Gene Kelly seems to have gone overboard with his spread and slabs of meat. Far too early to contemplate anything but the vinyl vest!Sx
I bet he wouldn't be "Singin'" if it rained on that mammoth spread... Jx
Why would I want to light my dick?
It's a talking-point at Xmas. Jx
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Who needs a dick lighter?
ReplyDeleteMy own dick has been known to jump start a party with no fire needed.
That's only because it's never inside your trousers. Jx
DeleteI could have done with one of those vinyl wipe down vests last night at the lay-by (Bishop Burton) it was like Oxford Street on a Christmas Eve there last night.
ReplyDeleteWe know a song about that, don't we, children? Jx
DeleteSnap! I just had to google that the other day for someone.
DeleteYou have some - ahem - adventurous friends, eh, Dinah? Jx
DeleteGene Kelly seems to have gone overboard with his spread and slabs of meat. Far too early to contemplate anything but the vinyl vest!
ReplyDeleteSx
I bet he wouldn't be "Singin'" if it rained on that mammoth spread... Jx
DeleteWhy would I want to light my dick?
ReplyDeleteIt's a talking-point at Xmas. Jx
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