Paddington Bear has railed against the banning of marmalade sandwiches from the gates of Buckingham Palace on GB News.The bear, beloved by children and adults alike, condemned the ‘woke mob’, ‘cancel culture’ and ‘political correctness’ for the decision to ban people from placing marmalade sandwiches in tribute to the Queen.
Paddington said: “The Britain I know believed in freedom of speech. I didn’t realise we were living in China where laying a sandwich on the ground got you arrested and hauled to the gulag.
“The public has the right to pay their respects however they like. As an immigrant from darkest Peru, I felt honoured by their gesture, until woker-than-thou palace officials stamped on that respect.
“I’m the last one to play the race card but that’s what’s happening here. These are the same people burning statues of Churchill and demanding cycle lanes. Again we see the snarling, sneering faces of the intolerant so-called tolerant left.”
Presenter Nigel Farage said: “The Paddington segment has been a ratings hit for us. We’re going to invite him back for his common sense opinions on Remoaners, the trans community and Meghan Markle.”
Of course.
Perhaps the palace should have issued an "In lieu of flowers" notice and directed folks to donate to a charity. *Jesus wept* (after he rolled his eyes and shook his head...or maybe that was me) xoxo
ReplyDeleteI think the world likes to see a "sea of flowers", but not some mouldy sandwiches and Chinese-made stuffed toys. Jx
DeleteI agree about the flowers. The Queen was fortunate to have received so many flowers from the public while she was alive. That's a tribute far too many are denied in life. xo
DeleteShe was genuinely loved - and that, too, is a "tribute far too many are denied in life". Jx
DeleteRight off the bat, I knew it had to be The Mash.
ReplyDeleteOf course. Jx
DeleteI think rats love marmalade sandwiches as well.
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All the vermin in London are probably having a feast on them. Jx
DeleteMarmalade is a gooey travesty meant for toast points. Placing it between two pieces of soft, white bread? Well, let's put it this way, better that people drop off their old porn mags in front of the palace as a tribute... because marmalade sandwiches are pure pornography.
ReplyDeleteNot sure masturbation and marmalade have ever been so eloquently linked before... Jx
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