The fact that it's Nicole Shitslinger Scherzinger's 45th birthday today gives me the perfect opportunity to play not only this [one of the better Pussycat Dolls choons; ignore that chuntering rapper, he's shit]:
...but also, this [which we always sing whenever the Dolls' original comes on the radio]!
Much better.
The countdown to Gay Xmas continues...
Your week is building and will no doubt end in an explosion of orgasmic climax.....and glitter and confetti.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt in my mind, dear!
DeleteWhen life is a real bitch again, and my old sense of humour has up, and gone
It's time for the big switch again, I put a little more Mascara on.
When I count my crow's feet again, and tired of this perpetual marathon,
I put down the john-seat again, and put a little more Mascara on.
And ev'rything's sparkle dust, bugle beads, ostrich plums,
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too!
Clink, clink, sweetie! Jx
Thanks for the warning about the rapper! Caught a bit of the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas when meeting with clients (around 2008, I think). Yeah, well.
ReplyDeleteRap is guaranteed to mar my enjoyment of any song. As for the Pussycat Dolls, it comes as no surprise to anyone that their career began as a troupe of burlesque dancers, really. Jx
DeleteI love Rap, but not just any old thing.
DeleteYou can keep it. Jx
DeleteI think it's better when spelled with w...
ReplyDeleteAs in "an evening wrap"? Me too. Jx
DeleteShitslinger!!! Most excellent.
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Hee hee! Jx
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