That is one I actually scanned on from the Metro (our free newspaper at Tube stations) - I laughed out loud when I read it, and almost choked on my lunch! 🤣 Jx
I'm not so sure about the flip flops. I was once on a flight home from Vegas to Santa Barbara. The growl across the aisle from me was wearing flip flops and nearly 20 years later, I can still picture him. OK, he was also wearing shorts and a tank top, and had a body to die for. But still, I remember those flip flops.
People can try and make them trendy by calling them "havaianas", but I am still with Tom Ford on this one: “I hate flip-flops on men unless you have the world’s most perfect feet, and then only at a beach resort, never in the city. I think this trend for men in sandals in the city drives me crazy, or on a plane. When you’re on a plane and someone gets on in flip-flops, it’s very strange.” Jx
I DO agree with Tom Ford. This guy (autocorrect changed it to growl the first time) did have nice feet, but I still thought it was inappropriate footwear for a flight.
We see people wearing them on the Tube - a hazardous business, I reckon, given the flimsiness of said footwear and the matter of getting on and off the escalators. Chewed-up toes is not a good look. Jx
By the looks on the first ladies face, the cigarette has already brought joy to her, or is she using a dildo also? And it adds life? Good luck...with no teeth. Unless she left them on the nightstand again.
Oh, sweetie! Where do you find 'em! I needed a good laugh. Sex on a ????BOLLARD? Sign 'em up for the gymnastics team!
ReplyDeleteThat is one I actually scanned on from the Metro (our free newspaper at Tube stations) - I laughed out loud when I read it, and almost choked on my lunch! 🤣 Jx
DeleteThe man was in flip flops? Absolutely shocking!
ReplyDeleteAnd “masturbating vigorously”... so glad they clarified that.
I know - flip-flops are hardly erotic, are they? Obviously neither is Portland. Jx
DeleteI'm not so sure about the flip flops. I was once on a flight home from Vegas to Santa Barbara. The growl across the aisle from me was wearing flip flops and nearly 20 years later, I can still picture him. OK, he was also wearing shorts and a tank top, and had a body to die for. But still, I remember those flip flops.
DeletePeople can try and make them trendy by calling them "havaianas", but I am still with Tom Ford on this one: “I hate flip-flops on men unless you have the world’s most perfect feet, and then only at a beach resort, never in the city. I think this trend for men in sandals in the city drives me crazy, or on a plane. When you’re on a plane and someone gets on in flip-flops, it’s very strange.” Jx
DeleteI DO agree with Tom Ford. This guy (autocorrect changed it to growl the first time) did have nice feet, but I still thought it was inappropriate footwear for a flight.
DeleteWe see people wearing them on the Tube - a hazardous business, I reckon, given the flimsiness of said footwear and the matter of getting on and off the escalators. Chewed-up toes is not a good look. Jx
DeleteVitamin cigarettes - if only!!
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I treat them as such. Jx
Deleteoh dear.
ReplyDeleteBy the looks on the first ladies face, the cigarette has already brought joy to her, or is she using a dildo also? And it adds life? Good luck...with no teeth. Unless she left them on the nightstand again.
She's sat on them. Hence the smile. Jx
DeleteHow fun are these. Now... if it had been to gay lads having sex on that bollard? I'd happily pay compensation to them!
ReplyDeleteI think I may have seen an - ahem - "art film" like that. Jx
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