Thursday 24 December 2020

Have another sherry

Hark! What's that? Oh fuck - the carol singers are here...

...from the East come some "wise men" with a paean to 2020:

...and finally, the sweetest carol of all...

Bah Humbug, one and all!

16 comments:

  1. Haha!! You've caught me when I can't really listen - so I now have Eric Idle layered over a Christmas Carol playing on Radio 2. It works.
    Merry Christmas, Jon!!
    Sx

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    1. Drowning out carols with Mr Idle is the best thing to do, I find... Jx

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  2. P.S It was about time I was FIRST this week!
    Sx

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  3. I refuse to fuck the holly. Aren't there already enough pricks to deal with?

    Day one at home and last night the mother over did her whiskey and ginger ale libation. And wait till the aunt starts to stink the cosmos tommorrow..........

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    1. Go tell the elves
      To fuck themselves
      It's Christmas time again!


      Sound like you've ended up in an episode of Sordid Lives, dear. Ho ho ho. Jx

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  4. Thank you, Jon, I was flummoxed trying to decide what to put in my e-cards this year, now I’ve got this year and the next two all set!

    Happy Fucking Christmas Jon! xoN

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    1. For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry,
      And try not to be a cunt.
      (’Cos Santa’s coming)
      Try not to be a cunt.
      (Look, there’s a reindeer.)
      Try not to be a cunt.
      C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt!


      Beats "O Little Town Of Bethlehem", hands down... Jx

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  5. It's over for you by this time, and close to done for me, so Cheers for getting through another one.

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    1. Not quite - we have the whole day of bollocks telly and faux-joyfulness to endure tomorrow, and HM The Queen's Speech, before we can truly say "thank fuck that's over!" Jx

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    2. Ours is almost shot. Tomorrow, we'll get the left-overs from your side of the world. My blessing from the Sky Fairy is that the mute has an "off" switch so I don't even have to get off my backside to turn off telly.
      But I am happy for the people who are happy.But I do try not to be one of those words I am equipped with.

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    3. Dinah, it is all about New Year round these parts - and this year, more than most, we'll be toasting seeing the back of this one! Clink, clink! Jx

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  6. Ouch...putting your thang into a bunch of holly!!

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    1. Never mind the holly...

      Fuck carols
      And all that fucking snow
      Fuck reindeer
      And fuck Rudolph
      And his stupid fucking nose


      Jx

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  7. Such a jolly collection to get us through the festering season.

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    1. I think Little Big is a good addition to the carol service this year. Jx

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