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You were warned.
Well, there goes anything I thought I knew about taking care of babies.
And there was me thinking a pickle would make a good comforter/dummy substitute? How wrong could I be? Jx
I don't give my baby infantile food, even if it's thrifty.I won't lie -- the reason why is because she's over fifty.
Ha, ha! Jx
more hahahas
I was tempted to post it on Mumsnet. Jx
I'm sure it'd be fine if you stuffed it all in a liquidiser. No one would know.Sx
With the baby?! Jx
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Well, there goes anything I thought I knew about taking care of babies.
ReplyDeleteAnd there was me thinking a pickle would make a good comforter/dummy substitute? How wrong could I be? Jx
DeleteI don't give my baby infantile food, even if it's thrifty.
ReplyDeleteI won't lie -- the reason why is because she's over fifty.
Ha, ha! Jx
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ReplyDeleteI was tempted to post it on Mumsnet. Jx
DeleteI'm sure it'd be fine if you stuffed it all in a liquidiser. No one would know.
ReplyDeleteSx
With the baby?! Jx
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