I've never been one for tea, but I do wonder what Tea Cup Sallie might have in her hands now that they're freed up from carrying cups & saucers? A packet of fig rolls, perhaps?
I knew a Tea Cup Betty, a childhood friend’s mother. She could balance tea cups on her boobs and the teapot on her ass. Not as attractively as Maddie, however. She didn’t run a brothel. Another friend’s mother did that (once we were all at university) and she got kicked out of the co-op.
I've never been one for tea, but I do wonder what Tea Cup Sallie might have in her hands now that they're freed up from carrying cups & saucers? A packet of fig rolls, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteCondoms, I'd imagine. Jx
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DeleteMy God I'm surprised they never called me teacup Maddie from down at the gloryhole. Only I didn't balance tea cups, well at least not with my tits.
ReplyDelete"Two dollars and fifty cents being the licence imposed on a PROSTITUTE." Apparently. Jx
DeleteI knew a Tea Cup Betty, a childhood friend’s mother. She could balance tea cups on her boobs and the teapot on her ass. Not as attractively as Maddie, however. She didn’t run a brothel. Another friend’s mother did that (once we were all at university) and she got kicked out of the co-op.
ReplyDelete"Who so loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father: but he that keepeth company with harlots spendeth his substance." Allegedly. Jx
DeleteOne lump or two Vicar?
ReplyDeleteAccording to the historical currency converter $2.50 in 1898 would be worth $87.38 in today's money, $349.52 a year for a skirt lifting license.
It's probably a lot cheaper in Scunthorpe. Jx
DeleteWell that's a useful trick! And space saving in a bijou apartment. Plus, when she goes out she has her hands free for her handbag, and a fag.
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Have décolletage, will travel. Jx
DeleteThink how useful that would be in a crowded bar or cocktail party.
ReplyDeletePretty certain Sallie would have been at home in both. Well, some kind of party with "cock" in it, anyhow. Jx
DeleteI knew a girl who could juggle TEN balls and as a finale, she'd turn a few degrees to the left and catch the tenth ball off her right breast.
ReplyDeleteNice work if you can get it. Jx
DeleteI wonder if our Sally could do that ?
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to take some teacups to her birthday party on Saturday and see 😁 Jx
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