These are great. Too bad no one found something to bind the asshat Chuck Norris’ mouth. But that last one: Let electricity do it??? Did no one think about that?
Pretty sure that advert was a tongue-in-cheek - it certainly would have got people talking! As for Mr Norris, I know next-to-nothing about him, other than he appeared in a load of action films that I wouldn't watch if you paid me. Jx
I could do with the barbecue bib for everyday eating - plus it could double up as a headscarf. So corn off the cob saves relationships, and not just gums? Sx
These are great. Too bad no one found something to bind the asshat Chuck Norris’ mouth. But that last one: Let electricity do it??? Did no one think about that?
ReplyDeletePretty sure that advert was a tongue-in-cheek - it certainly would have got people talking! As for Mr Norris, I know next-to-nothing about him, other than he appeared in a load of action films that I wouldn't watch if you paid me. Jx
Deleteif only I had known about the Large Barbecue Bib at the glory holes. I would have saved laundry cost on my blouses.
ReplyDeleteAnd I actually have a tee shirt that say More Fun than an Amusement Park.
Barbecue bib and knee-pads - the perfect Xmas gift for a slut! Jx
DeletePS Surprised that slogan's not on your underwear.
Electrocuting your wife is still murder. Hahaha. The Erector looks fun for all ages.
ReplyDeleteI certainly would have been playing with my Erector at his age. Jx
DeleteI could do with the barbecue bib for everyday eating - plus it could double up as a headscarf.
ReplyDeleteSo corn off the cob saves relationships, and not just gums?
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You'd need to wash the bib before putting it near your hair!
DeleteIt seems all most relationships need is a mouthful of Jolly Green Giant... Jx