You know you're getting old when...
...you find out that trash-tastic "friend-of-the-gays" Sinitta is sixty years old! Gulp.
Very much in her mother Miquel Brown's genre [and even that of her auntie Amii Stewart] of high-camp, Hi-NRG stompers, she launched onto the scene in the mid-80s with a string of club hits including Feels Like the First Time, So Macho and Cruising, before getting drawn (inevitably) into the "Hit Factory" of Stock Aitken Waterman. Of course, they gave her her most memorable hit...
I can smell the poppers as I play this one!
Toy boy, toy boy!
Everybody's talking when they see me walking
With this little boy of mine
He's my plaything and I love him
I dress him up looking fine
He ain't got money
People think it's funny
He gives me everything I need
He's my playboy and my love toy
And I want everyone to know
He's my toy boy toy boy
I'm out with my toy boy toy boy
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night
When I want a lover
Don't need any other
I know he'll come running to me
He's my gigolo and my Romeo
And I want everyone to know
He's my toy boy toy boy
I'm out with my toy boy toy boy
Speaking of toy boys, I still can't believe the bitch shagged Brad Pitt...
Many happy returns, Miss Sinitta Renay Malone (born 19th October 1963)!
Brad Pitt was so very, very pretty. Yet another who tragically ignored his destiny Born to Porn.
ReplyDeleteNow that I would pay good money for..! Jx
DeleteSomehow she has escaped my awareness. The 80's are a blur of schools runs and activities, sweetpea. I missed A LOT! xoxo
ReplyDeleteWhere Sinitta's concerned, you didn't miss a hell of a lot - she was a bit of a "flash in the pan" in the late 80s. However, her relationship/friendship with Simon Cowell has ensured she continues to be in the public eye in the UK, with myriad appearances on various "reality" TV shows, whether as a talent judge or as a contestant. Jx
DeleteOh my god, just look at Brad Pitt! I'm off to find a version of this song YouTube will permit me to watch. This one is “blocked in [my] country on copyright grounds.”
ReplyDeleteI love Brad Pitt... sigh.
DeleteAs for the video, I've replaced it with an immensely camp version from her performance on a telly programme. Hope that works! Jx
It does! Thanks. The toy boy in the knee socks I think was supposed to be playing air guitar but it looked more like he was playing something else.
DeleteHa! Jx
DeleteI'm still in shock that Sinitta is still 'known' today - she should have been a flash in the pan and then forgotten.
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When you have friends like Simon Cowell... Jx
DeleteNever mind Brad Pitt, I was expecting Dusty Bin to trundle out and join Sinitta's Safety Gays! What a disappointment.
ReplyDelete"He's my toy bin, toy bin!" 😂 Jx
DeletePure joy
ReplyDeleteas is the bouncy red Lycra and I don't mean Sinitta's mini skirt
Entrancing, isn't it? Jx
DeleteLes jolies 'ass cheeks' de Brad Pitt resteront toujours un bon souvenir.
ReplyDeleteOn pourrait penser que Madonna aurait eu Brad en premier.
* d'Anjou
He could probably run faster than her. Jx
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