Our internet provider BT has been playing silly buggers again for the last couple of days. As my dear old Nana would say: "Up and down, like a whore's drawers!"
While there is a brief respite... this!
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
For porn! Porn! Porn!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for,
Internet is for,
Internet is for porn!
Just not at the moment...
Hahaha! I haven't seen that before.
ReplyDeleteThere was one time at JoAnn Fabrics where I was suddenly overcome with a fever dream of becoming the next Jim Henson that I bought a bunch of faux furs for monster making only to get home and find that it is quite a pain to work with and not much fun. Ugh.
Heavens! You've not seen Avenue Q? You really must - it's an absolute hoot! Jx
DeleteWhat is going on? You're the third blogger I know having issues today.
ReplyDeleteHeaven only knows - blame Putin! Or the Chinese! Jx
DeleteWe had a blip in service here this morning, oddly enough. Sunspots? Global warming? Herpes (feline)??
ReplyDeletePORN! Jx
DeleteI love this song. I once played it on a loop when I was out walking. No one had any idea why I was smiling, but everyone smiled back.
ReplyDeleteIt's such a great show - and this song is a firm fave here, too! Jx
DeleteI can’t view it right now because Bake Off is on, but I will view it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThere, now you have a vision of Ms Scarlet sitting on a sofa, watching soggy bottoms, whilst wearing a big jumper.
Sx
Does The Great British Bake-Off count as porn chez Scarlet? Jx
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